Name: Wake Up Acting w/ Rick Glassman | You Made It Weird
Uploaded: 2023-02-24T17:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wake Up Acting w/ Rick Glassman | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wake Up Acting w/ Rick Glassman | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-24. Transcript available.

Let's do a fake up. You also do fake ups.
Fake up. That's what I call pretending you're just waking up in a movie or film.
Oh, my wake up acting? How do you know that I do that?
You call it wake up acting. I call it fake up.
Oh, you've seen this in something?
We both do it.
Oh, yeah. Great. I didn't know that you do it.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
I didn't know that you knew I do it.
We're both silly beans and we're both obsessed with people in movies.
I don't do it silly. I don't know if you know this, but at this point,
I am an award-winning dramatic actor as we see it on Amazon Prime.
But I wake up, I do drama wake up acting, not silly.
Oh, no. What's silly is to do it.
No.
No, no, no. You need to understand.
Playing the game of doing a very realistic, dramatic wake up,
that's what's silly, not the wake up itself.
Not when you do it dramatically.
I know what you're saying. You don't know what I'm saying.
And that's the difference.
No, I don't think you know what I'm saying.
I know what you're saying.
You're saying the fact that that is even something that you're doing.
Yes.
The drama of it.
No.
Drama, like a drama class, like the acting, the dramatics.
I'm saying the activity.
The choice to do it.
Yes, to do drama.
Is funny.
No.
I don't mean drama as in sad.
I mean like acting, performing, to perform it.
What I'm saying is in the same way that it's silly to be like,
I'm going to do a guy that's nervous to try new things.
That's kind of funny.
Can I show you what I mean for an example and how unsilly this is?
Yeah, but I don't.
Just watch it and then tell me I'm wrong.
But Rick, I don't think the wake up itself is silly.
This is why you need to understand.
Even the situation of me doing it.
When you watch me do it, can you just give me the benefit of the doubt?
All right.
I still don't think you understand.
I don't think you understand.
Go ahead.
You're about to do a very serious fake up.
And when, well, see, fake up is silly.
Because by design it's fake.
What is happening?
You're just overcome by a huge yawn.
What I'm saying is when it's not fake and you're in a situation where you're
tired and you fall asleep and you wake up.
So I want to show you how serious it is.
Okay.
Wait, it's already begun.
Little wink.
Let me show you how serious this is.
Okay.
Will you do me a favor?
Yeah.
Will you close your eyes?
Sure.
You fall asleep.
But don't peek.
I'm also asleep.
You're asleep.
And you're going to wake up before me.
I'll tell you when to wake up.
Okay.
Do not peek.
I'm not going to peek.
And I'm going to say, call your name and you just don't answer because you're
asleep, okay?
I'm going to sleep.
Peep.
You can wake up in 10 seconds.
I'm not going to tell you to wake up in 10 seconds.
Peep.
I forgot about your sock roll.
I was so happy.
Let me show you how serious this is.
I was so happy.
I'm sorry about the sock.
Let me show you how serious this is.
That was just too good.
Hold on.
Let me show you how serious this is.
All right.
You're awake now.
Try to wake me up.
Okay.
I'm awake.
Rick.
Rick.
Rick.
You're on a podcast, man.
Wake up.
It's very good.
It's very good.
Oh, fuck.
I'm so tired.
What's up?
It's very good.
Isn't it?
Now, you know what I mean?
The whole time, I just wanted to say to you, it's not silly.
And you're like, yes, it is.
I wanted to do this.
You know?
And I'm like, Pete, just let me do my fucking bit.
I loved it.
And I did not know that's what you were after.
That's because I explained it like a dramatic award-winning actor.
Yeah.
That was very good.
The trick is when you have double-sided sticky tape to do two layers.
So when you're done with it the first time, you could peel it off and then you
have another
one.
Ready?
Yeah.
I love that.
Shout out to Taron Killen, by the way, because I used to buy new mustaches
constantly.
And he told me about double-sided sticky tape or toupee tape if you are a redneck.
Or you might be a redneck if you don't.
Anyway, use toupee tape.
And now I just, I get to reuse my mustaches all the time.
I love that and I need it.
Yeah.
Well, you must.
What do you mean?
You made it weird.
You made it weird.
You made it weird.
Oh, yeah.
You made it weird.
You made it weird.
You made it weird.
Oh, yeah.