Name: Joe Lo Truglio | You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Lo Truglio | You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-01. Transcript available.

Joe Lo Truglio | You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh yeah. You made it
weird. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh yeah. You made it
weird. With Pete Holmes. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh yeah.
What's happening, weirdos? This week's guest is Joe Latrulio, Reno 911,
Brooklyn 99. The man plays a lot of cops. He's in Superbad. He's in the state,
and he's incredible. Here's a little taste of our conversation.
You know, like, to get a, like, just a hug from a male friend? It's incredible.
Man hugs? Man hugs! There's nothing like a man. There's nothing. There's
nothing. There's nothing. Oh, my God, you smell great. I was worried about,
like, I was worried about my pants. Oh. Okay, good. That was. See? Doesn't that
feel good? It was firm. And your shoulders. Thanks. Feel like you could carry
me. Delts are pretty good.
He's also a delight. He's also incredibly interesting, wonderful, fun. And this
two hours flew by Riff City. Friend City, dare I say? I feel like this is my
new friend. We had a lot of fun and genuinely made a real connection, and I'm
excited for you guys to listen in and check it out. You also know him from
Superbad. I love you, man. And, of course, the state. I mean, don't forget the
state. This guy's a legend, and he was so fun to talk to.
I'll be adding more of me, question mark. You can see me. I'm on tour. I don't
tour a lot. I don't tour a lot. But I am touring right now. If you want to come,
tickets, if you want to come, go to PeteHolmes.com. The next dates coming up
are Grand Rapids, San Diego, New Orleans, Dallas, Houston, Milwaukee, Madison,
Royal Oak, Michigan, Minneapolis, New York, New York, and Ridgefield,
Connecticut.
I'll be adding more dates as well. But they'll all be on PeteHolmes.com,
regardless of when you hear this.
I also do a monthly show at Largo. The next one is on March 29th, the day
before my birthday. For tickets to that, if you're going to be in the L.A. area,
always the highlight of my month.
Go to Largo-LA.com and look for the show PeteHolmes, Living at Largo.
And if you want to support this show, why not try Pete's pick like this one I'm
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It basically simulates the feeling of being held or hugged.
It's a wearable, digital hug that can help you relax, can help you sleep.
I swear by it when I sleep.
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All right, everybody, hope to see you out on the road.
Enjoy this chat with my new pal, Joe LaTrulio.
Get into it.
Don't even untie them.
Just kick them off.
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
I am not telling you how to do it.
How do you undo shoes?
I mean, that's how you undo a shoe right there.
You can wear those or not.
I just made a choice not to.
Oh, I'm going to.
You don't have to.
I'm not going to wear them.
Yeah.
So what we were just.
Yeah.
I'll just say what we did before we rolled.
Okay.
Was something that I love.
Transparency.
All right.
Joe was just saying he's a little stressed about something not even that
interesting in his business life.
Right.
That you wanted to dump.
I wanted to dump.
Before we began.
Yes.
And I want to say that every show.
First of all.
Hello.
Is this okay?
How does this feel?
Pretty good.
We just had Rick Glassman on that didn't want foot.
Oh, I feel good.
That felt great.
Yeah.
That was a good.
That was a good stretch.
That was awesome.
That was a real good.
We got to do that.
We got to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You ever do yoga and you're like, why don't we stretch all the time?
Yeah.
It feels so good.
Kind of.
It's like a massage you give yourself, but it takes effort.
It takes a little effort to do it.
It takes a little too much effort.
I was doing yoga for a lot, for a while.
It's yogur.
Just so you know.
It's.
I don't want you to be embarrassed when this is released.
By the way, this is going to happen a lot.
Yeah.
But especially on these podcasts when I'm kind of like thinking about what to
say, I'll mispronounce
words and go on.
But you, but please.
Well, your buddy, Ken Marino.
Yeah.
Did this pod and confessed that he.
I watched it.
Okay.
For a long time.
I watched most of the, I watched the incredible opening act.
Yes.
It was one of the more epic.
I love it.
I still have the TV guide he gave me.
But remember, he used to say souvenir instead of souvenir.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Which I found.
Yes.
Incredible.
Truly incredible.
Have you had a lifelong mispronunciation?
Mine was, mine was channel.
I used to say channel instead of channel.
Oh.
I changed the channel.
Oh, change the channel.
When you think.
Because there is an actual channel as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I call that the channel.
It's a good swap.
The channel between France and.
That's, that's, yeah, the channel.
It's an underground.
The underwater channel.
It's an underwater channel.
Have you ever been on the channel?
No.
I have not.
No, nobody's.
I have not.
No, I'm jumping back to the mispronunciations.
Yes.
Any lifelong ones?
I feel like, um, like, uh, like, how do you say the thing you put on pancakes?
Syrup.
Okay.
Then I say the same thing.
Syrup.
Okay.
That's, how do some people say?
Syrup.
Syrup.
Syrup.
Syrup.
Yeah, it's not syrup.
And I'm going to go farther.
It's not greasy.
It's greasy.
Oh, I've never.
Do you say greasy?
No, no, no.
I say greasy.
Greasy.
Someone says, people say greasy.
Really?
I think it's a Southern thing, and I don't mean to shame anybody, but I don't
like, uh,
I don't like anybody that's as greasy.
Yeah.
I don't want to, I don't want to draw a line in the sand, but I will die on
that hill.
Sure.
I like, uh, don't die, first of all.
What is, um, the T-100, the T-800 is a Terminator, starts with an R.
Robot.
Yeah, robot.
It's not rub it.
It's not rub it.
Say rub it.
Rub it.
Rub it.
Uh, a, a buddy, uh, uh, of mine, uh, well, Ben Garant from, um, uh, the state
and other,
uh, incredible shows.
Yeah.
It says Thanksgiving.
I don't care for that.
But off of that, I like how British people say girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
This is your girlfriend.
Or like the weekend.
Weekend, girlfriend.
We go girlfriend.
And weekend.
Weekend.
Yeah.
I just had to speak, uh, Mandarin for the first time.
For what?
Just a little espionage.
That was undercover.
Are you, are you working for us, man?
Are you down, are you deep state?
I'm deep state.
I shouldn't be saying this.
This is a terrible thing to say on a podcast.
Horrible place to talk about.
As Rhode Island is your own and has been heard by many people.
Can I say I'm confident they're not going to watch it?
The people that I'm after?
Yeah, they're not after joyful podcasts.
They don't have time to listen to podcasts.
They don't have time.
You should see what they're doing.
I'll just tell you.
I don't want to know.
I'll just, I mean, you don't want to.
It involves parachutes and that's scary.
Yeah, plausible deniability.
Yes.
For the Latrugaleo.
Am I saying that right?
Well, you know, it's funny.
Yes.
Oh, that's, bec