Name: OUTTAKES | BATMAN FIRES WONDER WOMAN | BAT-CANNED
Uploaded: 2023-11-16T20:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'OUTTAKES | BATMAN FIRES WONDER WOMAN | BAT-CANNED' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'OUTTAKES | BATMAN FIRES WONDER WOMAN | BAT-CANNED' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

your whole outfit doesn't make any sense you look like a disney channel version
of slave leia
meaning i'm only one eighth hard
my bracelets are so strong they can stop bullets if anyone shoots you at that
hot zone
the human wrist while i'm here usually do it at the end but i'm gonna mix it up
wow yeah wow
and you can't fire me i'm the only woman it would be a pr nightmare i actually
thought about that
see women are all like treat us equal so if i don't fire you and i'm firing
everyone else
that actually makes me a non-feminist i do not think you get to decide if you're
a feminist
no no let me batsplain this to you you're a lady no need you no mo
finish the sentence no need you no mo
sweetie let me batsplain what sexism is to you real quick when a man pretends
to trust a woman
oh wow let me put this in terms a woman will understand oh that's offensive
when a cake is done
and your husband is hungry take it out then bring it to him but then come back
in the kitchen while he eats
i am princess diana from the mascara you mean that hot lesbian island with
horses right do they ever
get in the mix i'm so sorry that's the line that's the one you took the time to
add ears to your
helmet so my ear is here and i'm wearing hearing aids and these are like little
am antennas sometimes i
pick up wait wait don't tell me ball of poundstone you devil how did you think
of that so quickly in your
corduroy blazer that was good that's my demographic oh an npr joke i'm on the
floor
what are your deepest darkest secrets please no i don't even know what a bear
is some kind of raven
doesn't sound right i don't brush my teeth but i do run my toothbrush under the
faucet to fool alfred
he's always checking on me i'm like hello my parents are dead let my mouth
bones rot you british
bitch sometimes i look at my butthole in the mirror just to check in check what
just you know anything
new going on i have a deeper secret identity should do daniels except when i
put on a fake beard and go to open
mics and do prop comedy under the name gary gillespie what's gary got in his
bag of tricks today
a slide whistle that's also a dildo they're all also dildos