Name: You Won’t Believe Batman’s Reaction to This Clown! | BADMAN
Uploaded: 2025-07-12T16:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Won’t Believe Batman’s Reaction to This Clown! | BADMAN' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Won’t Believe Batman’s Reaction to This Clown! | BADMAN' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-12. Transcript available.

All right, Wiggles the Clown.
Drunk and disorderly at a children's party.
Nice.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Evening, Commissioner.
What the hell?
Isn't that...
Yeah, I know who that is.
Hi.
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
But then that means Batman is...
Oh, God.
Come on!
Oh!
Oh, my head.
Oh, everything's fuzzy.
Ah!
Who punches a hand?
You wanted me.
Here I am.
I didn't want you.
I don't even know who you are.
Where's Dent?
I don't know who Dent is.
I think you broke my balloon-tying hand.
You're garbage who kills for money.
No, I'm Wiggles.
Garbage is a different clown that works at the East End of Gotham.
Where's Dent?
I don't know.
I was hired by Leo Bonner for his son's birthday.
I do close-up magic.
I have one rule.
I am so sorry I broke your rule, Giant Bat.
All I drank was two beers and some cooking sherry.
Which is?
Some fortified wine.
Great Scott, come on.
Where are they?
Oh!
Where are they?
Oh, my God.
Where are they?
I got drunk at a birthday party.
I'm sorry.
Ben, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Where are they?
It's not the Joker.
It's a birthday clown.
You stop punching him in the face.
Really?
That's not the Joker.
That's the Joker.
No, that's not.
Looks like the Joker.
No, look at him.
He is not the Joker.
Two clowns?
Right.
Full disclosure, part of me knew that.
Yeah, it was embarrassing to stop.
What do you say?
So I just kind of owned it.
I gave you the beating, not that you deserved, but the one that he needed.
Right, he didn't do anything.
Harvey did.
Right.
Can we trust him?
No, we're past that.
There's nowhere to go in here.
Sorry, Jim.
You want one of my telescopes?
No.
I am so sorry about that, Wiggles.
A little bit of a mix-up down here.
My father was a drinker and a fiend.
Come on!
Your hand!
God damn it!