Name: Steph Tolev is our lovely filth queen! | You Made It Weird
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steph Tolev is our lovely filth queen! | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-06. Transcript available.

Steph Tolev is our lovely filth queen! | You Made It Weird

what's happening weirdos this is the hilarious steph tolev who has a new
special out on netflix
right now called filth queen she is hilarious i also just saw her on tires she
killed it on tires
she's so funny i'm so glad you're here as i always say let's get to it let's
jump in all i have to plug
up top is my tour dates i'm going to be in washington dc followed by boston new
hampshire
spokane washington st louis missouri cleveland florida at the miami improv chicago
homestead
pennsylvania new york new york we finally got new york new york on the calendar
and atlantic city new
jersey go to pete holmes.com for tickets to all of those and in the meantime
oops i touched the camera
who cares in the meantime enjoy my chat with the wonderful hilarious steph tolev
get into it
welcome i also get sponsored by magic mind oh that's just out of love yeah
you knew how'd you know although they don't pay for the placement because i
really do want the
guest to drink it will you drink it i'll drink it you don't have to no i will
now it seems weird
no you're forcing me wow we got thanks for having my pod drink the magic mind i'll
drink it did you
drink yours or you fake it i did drink it i wish i watched because i don't know
if i i did and i don't
like when i shook it real good these are freshies too i have a lot oh yeah the
the morgan j i don't
think you'd mind saying because i said do you need to use the bathroom yes and
you said imagine if i
took a big well i was gonna say i said crap because there's children in your
yard oh yeah but i was
going to say a big fat load of but i couldn't say oh yeah because i don't think
i want to try i'm
trying to be better about starting with compliments and you're so funny thank
you i'm so glad you're here
thanks for having me you talked about being a troll in los angeles and then you
go it's this line that
like on the album i was listening to i'm not well album what the hell why deal
with it it's old deal
with it what the heck you want to know why because i was in the car and the netflix
special which i
also watched but the album okay sounded better in the car okay yeah that makes
sense yeah yeah it's
old yeah it's good bizarre you don't like it i can't listen to that anymore you
don't stand by it i
turned it into political i know you don't stand by that anymore no i still
believe my big fat load
shits but uh i just feel like i'm not i don't know it's hard to listen to old
stuff that's from
2020 or something 2019 no yeah i guess i just feel like i'm like so much
different now and i'm like
i disagree i don't know i don't know i watched your full special it was amazing
the same oh i only
watched like two specials getting ready for mine slow down wow take your time
with this you're like take
your time i really want to hear the compliment um yeah i only watched two
specials preparing for mine
and yours was one of them no kidding yeah well you know no kidding that's
amazing and bill burr also
produced mine yes that's i think that's people were like how did you get a netflix
special i was
like bill burr that's exactly what i said i'm like uh do i have to make it any
more clear it wasn't
just me it simply was bill yeah we need bill in our corner he's a good guy he
is a good guy i've told
this story before but after it came out he called or i don't know if it was a
voicemail i think it
was a voicemail because i'm i don't know i was about to make a joke like i'm
too scared to answer
that's not true yeah he's sweet yeah you won't answer that call i must have
just been flying or
something i got a voicemail from bill and it was like he's so reluctant to say
nice things but he will
it sounds like he's being tortured you know people you gotta gonna give chances
to good people and
that's where you are it's like getting off the phone and you're good i love you
it's like a dad
that says i love you as he's hanging out yeah yeah after 45 years yeah he um
yeah he he i never hear
him saying things about me but i someone like take a clip from like i don't
know some weird podcast or
some weird radio interview where he's saying something super nice and they send
it to me and
i'm like i love that sorry bill i heard it yeah heard it heard it we've been
bugging our comedy dad
i know and we get all the intel but what i like what i was ringing bringing up
about the i'm trying
to compliment the troll the troll line and you say it's hard to crawl out of my
well every morning oh yeah
and then you say moss it's hard to get a grip on moss i want to give you a very
specific compliment is
your comedy is sort of like in a good in a very good way obviously there's a
compliment it's like
tripping over itself it's like you're going very not too fast but you're not
going like
you know how trolls live in a well like you're not you're not going yeah yeah
you're just saying
everybody do you get what i'm saying yeah you're going like when you did the
joke about the cabbage
diet you did a joke about being on the cabbage diet i'm i'm saying when i say
classic comedian i don't
mean this is what you should be doing a classic comedian would be like let's
take seinfeld would be
like the cabbage diet is a diet where you ain't nothing but soap right yeah
yeah you don't do that you
just go cabbage soup diet you soup soup for breakfast and you're like in and
like if you missed it you
miss it you missed it oh you and a lot of people miss it no that's not that
would be very funny if
i was just setting you up for like and let me tell you a lot of people miss it
12 times but like you're
not wasting i guess here's a nice way to say there's no fat on it it's very
lean it's very quick and like
when you get into your rhythm it's a delightful like a bouncy house of of
chuckles what bouncy
house of chuckles i hated it i hated it as i said it i'm glad you like it
because i hated it
when it came out of my face is it creepy i don't know when i said go slower
with the compliment was
kind of creepy and then when i told you to drink the magic i chugged it and i
hit it sorry i did i don't
know why i hit it i drank it right behind your vita cocoa wow you also
sponsored you also sponsored
by no target water that's why it's hiding that's why it doesn't get that's why
it's not out here
the uh good and gather is there anything sadder than this there is actually yes
have you ever been to
canada yeah we have a brand called no name no name no that feels like a choice
choice no choice it's a
big choice a big choice and it's called no name and it's yellow so you rarely
see it what oh the the
font is yellow the font is like the water it's piss it's no name piss we don't
know whose pp it is
it's the prime messers um it's true he goes a lot we should be selling pp we
should people are people
are selling pp what people are selling pp people are drinking no pp every
morning no yes people don't
sell pp there's comedians what yes i'll tell you off air nikki glazer it's yes
i thought nikki because
she looks fabulous and i was like is that her secret then i'm gonna start
drinking my piss right
now i'll put a straw right in my urethra right now if i can look like a nikki
glazer i swear to god
it shouldn't be called a urethra boys you should be a hurry throw that's nicer
that's that's cute
it's the same word urethra is disgusting though like do boys have areolas yeah
that's not we should
have hario okay no wow wow you're trying a little too hard these are all
written beside you these are
the notes he's like here we hold up the notes and it says hurry through uh harriola
just well you knew
i'd bring up piss at some point and i got that from your bed you got that harry
nips yeah harry nips
harry nips i what were you gonna say oh people are selling who you don't have
to tell me that's not
no but i would say people are drinking their own piss apparently it's good for
you to have like a shot
every morning of your freshest i don't buy it it's real i look it up i'm not
making this up
i guarantee if we ask the internet it'll say uh you know opinions vary okay on
the effective on the
efficacy do you want to let's do it but do and i feel like there is it's
supposed to be like a healing
thing yeah this sounds like i'm not doing no no no nobody thinks you're the peepee
lady this is the
podcast that changes your career you become okay we're gonna ask i've heard
although i'm skeptical that
drinking a shot like a three ounce shot of your fresh urine every morning has
healing properties
is there any truth to that there's no scientific evidence to support the idea
that drinking urine
has any health benefits i knew that wow wow oh sorry i didn't mean to interrupt
please keep going
no worries it's important to rely on evidence-based information when it comes
to health practices
if you have any health concerns or are looking for ways to improve your well-being
no i can we make
it very clear for my chat gbt history that i was not asking for myself i have
no interest in that and
i don't want you to think that about me got it i understand wow that's creepy
as hell you don't
use the chat you should use it i don't need that in there is it funny i was i
did shows in hou houston
cool bananas i'm not i'm trying to keep up with your face i'm trying to sync
with you i've already had
two coffees with you and imagine mine vag mine yeah oh no i was gonna do a big
act or i pretend to drink
it down there and then i i liked it keep it body temp vag see that's pp that's
it's all kind of piss
i uh i'm proud i feel like there was a time on this show you would have said
that and i might have like
looked into it and started guzzling down that warm pp i also talked to someone
recently that was like
three ounces of olive oil and this is like a i think his name is dr gundry that's
not a recommendation
okay he's an internet doctor that's always like you should drink my olive oil
all of other olive
oils are poison and three ounces of this olive oil and we were like my friend
who's a doctor was there
bragg and we were like there's no way drinking three ounces of of pure fat oil
every morning
there's what please just think please just no that i would think that would
just put a nice layer over
your to get to slide out quicker yeah that's what that feels like yeah yeah
like a greco like a weird
like kind of like it's not in the coliseum but next door there's the greased up
wrestlers and it's
more of a comedy you know what i mean and it's packed people love people love
it they're excited how
erotic would it be for you to watch two men women men did you not wow you
second guess yourself so
bad right there i get it i look and sound gay i am very straight okay wow pete
holmes how rude is
this is this how he's always guess i knew it was men you did and then you
stopped you stopped and
looked at me and i'm like where is he going with this wow okay i know you're
straight okay i just
i watched your special and listen to your album it's a lot about being heterosexual
yeah and it's a
lot of how people think i'm gay i don't like doing any jokes like that isn't
that funny you you might
i think you're so confident is that an attribute of lesbians i think so like
confidence uh-huh
confidence and i don't know boldness yeah i guess and the hair it is the mullet
it really is the
mullet not a lot not too well there are straight women most straight women have
you know more i think
middle part i think i just oh katie's got a middle part see i was just kind of
opening it up i was going
to say so two men wrestling in oil is that exciting no it's kind of gross i
agree slippy yeah yeah the oil
gets in the crack and now it's in the general population and then i'm picturing
it in the urethra
and that can't be good for you i don't like urethra stuff i don't neither do i
no i don't
mean a sex play i just mean like i don't like it no it's gross i don't want to
think about it i hate it
sometimes there's procedures where they're i can't i can't when people talk
about putting
a catheter in sober i was like knock me out wi