Name: RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN! | BADMAN
Uploaded: 2025-08-21T17:01:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN! | BADMAN' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN! | BADMAN' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-21. Transcript available.

*throwing*
Rachel!
Rachel!
Batman!
Rachel!
Batman!
Not so fast!
Riddle me this Batman.
Riddler, no.
If you aim to give us a shot,
we'll riddle you.
What are we?
Oh!
That is a stumper.
See you here.
If you aim to give us a shot,
we'll riddle you.
Batman, it's both--
Wait, wait, wait!
No hands.
Is it?
But...
You think the answer to my riddle...
is "buh"?
I heard Rachel say it.
Don't worry about what she says, worry--
She said...
helicopter.
Alright, now what--
what--
what did I say that would make you think helicopter?
What you said?
If your aim--
If your aim is to--
I have no idea.
Man, I'm just--
I'm just shooting in the dark.
Listen.
If you aim...
With a gun...
To give us a shot...
We'll riddle you...
With little pieces of metal...
That are called...
What are they called?
What's gonna come out of the gun?
Injustice.
The tools of cowards and criminals.
Are you serious right now?
Because I've got about ten more of these riddles...
That are way harder than this one.
This is like...
Just to introduce the concept of me riddling you.
I got it.
It's you.
You're riddling me.
In this context, the word riddle...
Doesn't mean a joke...
Or a brain teaser.
What?
Sometimes words have different meanings.
Like the word bat could be an animal...
Or a baseball bat.
I'm a bat.
You're not a bat.
Is the answer...
A small boy's Sunday trousers?
No.
Is it...
Invisalign braces?
For real?
What do you even see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
What do you see in the back?
A small boy's Sunday trousers?
No.
Is it...
Invisalign braces?
For real?
What do you even see in the sky?
Honestly, I don't know right now.
Is it...
A bag of steel cut oats?
Multiple choice.
Great.
Great idea.
What comes out of a gun?
A...
Bullets...
That sounds good to me.
What are B and C?
There is no B and C.
No B and C?
It's a trap.
Lucius.
I need help.
Of course.
It's a riddle.
Go ahead.
If you shoot and aim, I'll riddle you.
Is it helicopters?
Right?
That's what I said.
It's bullets!
Bullets!
Bullets!
Bullets!
Riddle with bullets is a common expression!
Okay, wait.
How could a bullet riddle me?
It doesn't have a metal.
My God!
I told you the riddle.
The answer was bullet.
You were supposed to say bullet,
and then I was gonna shoot you.
Like this!
You know, if you're gonna tell riddles,
you shouldn't give away the answer.
Totally ruins the fun.
You want a ride?
Uh, no, I'm...
I took the Batwing.
I think I can find my own way home.
You sure?
The sky is beautiful tonight.
Batman, what's going on?
Yeah, call it off.
I'm pretty sure it was a helicopter.
This guy just didn't want to admit I got so fast.