Name: Steve Martin's Touching Video Tributes to Dave | Letterman
Uploaded: 2015-05-02T07:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steve Martin's Touching Video Tributes to Dave | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-05-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steve Martin's Touching Video Tributes to Dave | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-05-02. Transcript available.

you know i was backstage uh reminiscing with your staff about you and the show
and and you know just
telling what a great guy you are and they said you know we cannot wait to meet
him and
well here's what i did what i did it's been such a long and fantastic career
that i put together a kind of homage video a history of of your life and i i
wanted to call
it this is your life but i found out that title is copyright and sacrosanct so
i had to change the
title but anyway this is my little uh video i put together for you of your life
well god bless you
steve i guess we'll just take a look right there thank you steve david letterman
this are your life
you had a show and then you had another show
yeah i mean i'll have one too thank you
wow steve that was something yeah but seriously i and then i thought about your
your life uh after
after you you know i don't think you're going to retire i really don't have
nothing to do
i think you're going to be surprised with how much you're going to have to look
at me
i'm not here yeah but you're you're you have never retired nor will you
um so i put together a little video of your life after retirement that might uh
show you things you
might enjoy so here we'll roll that little video as well kind of a primer
this is your new life david letterman after your heartfelt farewell you'll be
thrown out of the
theater immediately you'll ride a greyhound bus to atlantic city where you'll
play eight hours of
penny slots you'll never miss taking your medication thanks to your deluxe new
pill timer courtesy of
cbs you'll enjoy 4 pm dinners at the golden corral savoring your brand new diet
of soft foods with
quote friends who stuck by you you'll vacation alone on the beautiful beaches
of newfoundland
where your summer home will feature the newest luxurious amenities like a bench
in your shower
an easy commute to the second floor and an all-purpose cart and from a phone
with giant numbers you'll
receive weekly calls from relatives checking in on you still alive and then an
all expense paid visit to
heaven david letterman this is your new life
oh my god wow steve steve steve i was i don't know i was crying at the first
one i didn't know how
much i was going to cry oh that was just remarkable and uh well my god
something for the archives what a
what a wonderful wonderful moment yeah