Name: May We Press Your Pants Please? | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'May We Press Your Pants Please? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'May We Press Your Pants Please? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-01. Transcript available.

tonight we're going to be trying something a little strange a little different
a little
peculiar a little risky it's a little something we call may we press your pants
please i'll tell
you in advance there's a very good possibility that this won't work okay all
right let's go
back outside there to eighth avenue and we'll be looking for somebody to play
tonight's little
exercise we're not calling it how do you do sir excuse me my hello sir hi my my
name is dave
letterman what is your name sir john john how are you all right john is it cold
out there yeah it's
real cold but i ain't calling this yeah i know it it certainly looks like you're
all bundled up for
winter yeah what channel is this this is channel two it's cbs i'm dave letterman
i have a little tv
show here every night but nobody really is watching cbs so don't feel badly
about it don't worry about
it i want my grandmother's all right now john john wait a minute we're not done
yet are you on your
way home john i'm going to sell my rolex for 400.
well john how long have you had that rolex watch five minutes ago i went down
to canal street and got it
here's how dumb i am i'm thinking that he's got a part with a family heirloom
like it's going to break his heart it's been in the family for generations now
listen uh john i think
we may be able to work a deal here i think i can help you out so you don't need
to sell that watch all
right i mean you would rather hang on to that watch wouldn't you yeah
help me out all right now here's how you can help out all you have to do is
play may we press your
pants please would you like to do that yeah if you could just go right into the
room there take him
into the waiting room and john when you get in there all you have to do is slip
out of your pants okay
john are you in there yeah how's it coming to those pants i gotta take off my
boots first all right
is john john are you still in there yeah you know john we had some satellite
trouble everything's
up and running fine now we got your pants back to you freshly pressed slip on
those pants here's the
deal this is your lucky day if you you know where i am i'm just around the
corner in the ed
sullivan theater do you know where that is yeah i just finished trying to sell
a watch in front of your
show yeah well i tell you what if you can bring me the watch i'll take a look
at it all right i'll be
over there in five minutes all right and if i like what i see and if you can
give me the warranty and all
of that uh i'll be happy to buy that watch from you all right all i want is 400
yeah what what does
a watch like that normally go for oh a thousand two hundred in the store uh-huh
yeah
nice going thanks you look like a new man john thanks i hope so how you doing i
hope so i'm all
right let me see the watch now where'd you get this watch oh i got it from peak
skill new york
uh-huh well i thought you should get it down on canal street wow that was a lie
because i wasn't
sure about it is this a real rolex or is this a fake rolex are you sure because
it has to feel
like it might be a fake rolex matter of fact since tomorrow's valentine's day i'll
give it to you for
a hundred dollars i think that answers my question about authenticity is there
like a box do i get
some kind of a box or anything with it no i'll just give you my beeping number
no no sorry all right i'll
tell you what there there's uh there's a hundred and there's there's 20 for
yourself all right thank you
thank you very much john nice to see you bye-bye are there two l's in rolex