Name: Dave Drops Stuff Off A 5-Story Tower | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Drops Stuff Off A 5-Story Tower | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Drops Stuff Off A 5-Story Tower | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-09. Transcript available.

You know, here in America, we enjoy many blessings of freedom.
We can think of what we want to think, we can say what we want,
and perhaps the most precious liberty of all, we can drop stuff off a five-story
tower.
So, rather than let our forefathers' sacrifices be in vain, we have decided to
do just that.
It all started about one year ago and not too very far from where we are right
now.
That's when we started running over things with a 30,000-pound steamroller.
From there, we went on to over-inflating things with an air compressor.
Tonight, perhaps our most exciting, most dramatic, and most scientific
experiment,
we throw stuff off a five-story tower.
You know it's going to be fun.
I'd like to see some stuff thrown off a tall building.
A bowling ball.
It's dangerous, it's exciting, it's sick.
A bowling ball.
A dollhouse.
The generic dollhouse.
And how about a six-pack of beer?
For those of you who are thinking that we're just wasting a lot of time and
money here,
let's do a little something educational for you,
recreating the experiment that Galileo performed so many, many years ago.
This time we'll be using a six-pack of regular beer and a six-pack of light
beer.
And then we'll see which of the two fall more quickly.
I'd like to see a grandfather clock.
Some sort of old joke about wanting to see time fly?
Sure.
Why not?
Go ahead.
Some balloons filled with guacamole.
Here we have the balloons filled with guacamole.
And this is the most frequently request item that we dropped today.
Wily Coyote, one from the cartoon.
Sure, we love to recreate classic cartoon moments.
And today, a little something from the Roadrunner.
How about a wedding cake?
Well, it's certainly an unusual request.
But sure, yeah, if that's what you'd like to see, no problem.
Well, there you have it.
I certainly hope that you, the home viewers, have enjoyed this as much as we
have the actual participants.
You know, it's been a full day for us, throwing things off the top of the tower,
and I'm tired.
But, you know, it's a good kind of tired.
Thank you.
Good night.
Drive safely.
Okay.
Stephanie Zimbulitz will be here right after this, folks.