Name: Dave Is Elaine Stritch's New Pool Boy | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-02-19T13:17:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Is Elaine Stritch's New Pool Boy | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Is Elaine Stritch's New Pool Boy | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-19. Transcript available.

I'm gonna try and see it this weekend, and what it is, as I understand it, Martians
come down from...
So, you're the new pool boy.
I've heard so much about you, the maids are all cackling about you.
I certainly hope your references are in order, so it won't be necessary for me
to call your...
You don't want me to have to call your former employer, do you?
Do you find out you made off with the family jewels?
Uh, you know, uh, I, uh, I don't know, uh, exactly...
I, uh, I, uh, I don't know what.
Now, look, let's get one thing straight, Skippy.
Skippy.
As long as you know your place around here, we should get along just fine.
Just fine.
Is that understood?
Yes, I think that's understood.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Skippy.
Skippy.
Skippy.
Skippy.
Skippy.
Skippy.
Yeah.
Who, uh...
I thought...
Who was that?
She's a woman who seems to feel that you work for her as her, uh, pool boy.
That woman over there sitting in with the band tonight, that's, uh, Linda from
Grand Rapids...
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
all right.
And she's playing in Guatemala and just think, "Oh, my gosh, here we go again."
All right.
Would you tell me where the hell my riding crop is?
I gave you specific instructions to leave it on the mantelpiece in the drawing
room, and
what did you do?
You deliberately disobeyed my orders.
I mean, where in God's green earth did you put it?
Answer me, you...
Look, look, I'm not gonna stand here all day.
I want you to answer me, you insolent little twit.
I'm not finished with him yet, and I'm telling you, I mean, this is it.
Are you sure you don't know her because she seems to think that you are her
pool boy and
that you are not doing a very...
I'm a little embarrassed because it dawns on me now that I may be her pool boy.
Well, see, there's something...
It just might be.
And, oh, by the way, did I mention I'm the pool?
Oh, here we go.
Look out.
Yes.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
Oh, my God.
Where have you been hiding?
I just wasn't hiding.
It's more...
Yeah, I said to Eleanor when you first started to clean the pool.
Eleanor is my closest friend.
Yeah.
I said, "Eleanor, would you get a load of the cut of that man's jib?"
I said, "Eleanor, it looks like I'm going to have to make a man out of him."
Oh, hell.
I said, "Eleanor, it looks like I'm going to have to make a man out of him."
Skip or Biff or Zip or whatever your name is, would you care to freshen me up?
Well, you know, I don't think...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't be shy.
You meet me in my cabana in five minutes.
I didn't hear you.
Yeah, five minutes.
Five minutes.
It's kind of like one of the Harlequin romance novels, ain't it?
Yeah.
I like that.
Whoa!
I'd like to see how this one turns out.
Cheryl Swoops will be on the program and The Cure.
Oh, here we go again.
Hang on to something.
Oh, Lord have...
Well, it's come to this, hasn't it?
So, I don't...
Don't get up.
Oh.
You're no gentleman.
I've known that from the beginning.
I suppose that's what attracted me to you in the first place.
You know, my name is Dave.
Dave Letterman.
I do this little nickel and dime pony and dog show.
I've...
I'm off to gay Paris.
Going to Paris.
Going to Paris.
To try to forget you.
At least listen to me.
To try to forget you.
And please, I beg of you, Skip.
Don't try to track me down.
At the George Sank Hotel.
Penhouse suite.
23.
Au revoir, mon petit garçon.
You bastard!
You bastard!