Name: The Best of "Jungle" Jack Hanna | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-02-22T13:45:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Best of "Jungle" Jack Hanna | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Best of "Jungle" Jack Hanna | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-22. Transcript available.

I'd like this to be a little more educational.
Tell us something that will be interesting about the animals.
You know what I mean?
This is a penguin.
All right.
His thing has four parts to it.
What do you mean, his thing?
His...
His penis.
Has four parts to it.
Password is penis.
He came there 7,000 years ago.
Got yourself a butt-sniffing monkey.
There was...
Don't eat the tiger.
Oh, shoot.
What happened?
I think we can...
There.
This is a female.
It doesn't get as big as a male.
Males get like this big.
Jack, I think...
I just sneak the peak.
I think it's a male.
I know what the difference is.
That's not what I've heard.
I know this looks cute to everybody at home, all right?
But the point is, everyone, you've got to be...
I'm not...
You don't have to worry.
I'm just saying, you don't go picking up skunks in the yard
or raccoons and things.
Nice shot, by the way.
Honest to God.
That's terrible.
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
Just relax.
The doctor will be in in a minute.
Dave, you know how much a Komodo dragon can eat?
No.
It can eat...
20, 30 pounds in less than, like, 10 minutes in one sitting.
Whoa.
And they got...
If they bite you...
Is he gonna...
Is he gonna be all right?
Hey, you barely touched the potatoes.
Dave?
Would you boys like a table?
You wanna sit at the bar?
Yeah, it's very nice.
It's very nice.
But do you see...
Do you...
Dave, you can't...
Here, here, Jack.
Put your head back.
Here we go.
Just grab it.
There you go.
So I've got time to feed all four of them.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am so sorry.
Show me the grape.
Would you like another one, Jack?
All right, one more.
There you go.
Pretty good?
You like your...
Oh.
What?
You won't believe this, Ian.
Holy crap!
No, knock it off.
Hey, knock it off.
Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave.
Eat the lemur, the banana.
Can you...
No, just hold it.
Just hold it.
No sudden movements, all right?
Let him start with the cheese.
Dave, Dave, don't...
Start him on the cheese.
Dave, knock it off.
No, give me...
No.
Come on, you son of a bitch.
Let's go.
Here, boys.
Everybody.
Everybody, have a grape.
Ow.
Well, no, I don't want them pecking me.
No, I just want to try to show you how to do it.
Look there, see?
Well, I know.
That's fine.
But they're going to peck my eyes out.
He likes her.
He likes her in a warm body.
He likes her warm body.
There we go.
Keep it up.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Dave, he's fine.
Oh!
Let's just walk out with you.
Just walk out with you.
Just walk out with you.
Bob, get the snake.
I don't want to get bitten.
Just...
Let's get out of here.
Let's go.
I'll see you, Dave.
Dave.
Dave, what are you...
Dave, what they're doing?
Dave.
Ow!
No, no, Dave, Dave.
It's a meat on my head.
Yes.
Oh!
Oh!
There you go!
You know, it wasn't all that fun.
Oh!
That hurt.
That hurt.
Thank you, Jack.
Thank you for everything.
Sorry, Dave.
Love you.
Good to see you.
Thank you.
Jack Hanna, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll be right back with Ron Perkins.