Name: There's Something Wrong With Aubrey Plaza | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'There's Something Wrong With Aubrey Plaza | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'There's Something Wrong With Aubrey Plaza | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-26. Transcript available.

the plaza or plaza uh it's whatever you want dave plaza plaza is all right yeah
here's what i
remember about you by the way i i fascinated by your work in the parks and
recreation oh thank
you that's fantastic
how many seasons have been on um four we start five very soon now have i seen
all four seasons
so far i think so yes you called me uh yesterday and said you've seen all of
them that's right on
your ipad that's right and uh uh um you and also in other films and you had a
stroke that's what i
remember yes let's talk about that again now that's i have you had any more
since then oh yeah oh no
no i haven't um that was a one-time thing and what did what did they say about
that they said well here
you you look out you you might have another one or uh that's literally what my
doctor said he said
look out you might have another you might have another one just look out so you're
getting top
flight medical treatment oh yeah obviously look out really the doctor actually
said look out that's
right well uh but you feel okay you look good you feel good you know i'm fine i
guess yeah i live
every day in fear oh in fear to its fullest now did your family have a history
of this sort of no it
really was a freak thing um it happened and and now and now it's over and now i'm
doing this so i don't
know it was life is weird it wasn't it would you be a candidate for the medical
weed oh
i don't know i'm extremely stoned right now um i smoked a joint with roseanne
you and rose about 15
minutes ago and i'm not i see well so you're just whack my cold dead hands or
something something like
what do you think oh golly um but tell us about yourself because you're uh a
kid uh in the show
business uh but not really a a newcomer you've been around a while but still a
kid am i right about
that uh okay yeah um you've been in a lot of a lot of projects in the big
movies a couple i've been
in a couple movies there's new big movies coming up i have a movie in theaters
right now right that
i'm the star of right uh that's a first for me that's exciting i saw the movie
today and it's all
about time traveling yeah oh thank you it was very entertaining thank you uh
can i i better not tell
people no let's not talk about that why don't you want to talk about it oh okay
let's talk about it
we can't talk about it no we should talk about it it's a great movie and it's i'm
the lead of it
um it's in theaters now and um filmed in seattle right it was filmed in seattle
and it's doing okay
i'm not really sure how that works you know with the numbers and you don't need
it you don't need to
worry about it okay i'm not gonna worry about it and i want to tell you
something uh the the only time
i was really interested except in the end is when you're on the screen oh the
rest of it i can kind
of fill in but when you were on the screen i'm right there that's good that's
good that's what i
want i want people to just just don't take your eyes off me yeah you never know
what i'm gonna now
the other thing i didn't realize about you is you're uh you're uh half or part
puerto rican that's
right i'm half puerto rican yeah 50 percent your mother's side your father's
side my father's side
father's side yeah i didn't i didn't realize that yeah um i have a i have a
lively puerto rican side
of my family and then i have a lively irish catholic side of my family and um
and i and
i don't know what else to say about that but that's true which do you prefer oh
both i mean there's just so much alcohol either way you go so um yeah i don't
know why i'm here i
don't know what do you mean you don't know why you're here i mean i understand
whatever you don't
want to now first of all do you not want to be no i want to be here i'm so glad
you said you don't
understand why you are here no well i don't no i do i please see the movie see
it now because um it
might go away well eventually all movies go away but they don't really go away
this one could go on
forever it could if people keep seeing it now uh now what other movies do you
have that we could look
forward to after we've seen this one um you know i have i'm in another movie
that's coming out next
yeah i don't want to talk about those movies what do you want to talk about let's
talk about the heat
dave so hot so damn hot out there i had to slick my hair back i never wear my
hair like this but it
looks nice looks very nice looks very uh uh continental thank you yeah uh what
do you do for fun
um well that's an interesting question um uh not a lot i play a lot of board
games like what um
i play the battle star galactica board game it's a based on a tv show you
should see it on your ipad
i started playing uh last weekend with my son and it drives him crazy is risk
have you ever played risk
no i haven't played risk but it's the game that goes on forever it goes on
forever
the one that i play is is also like that it's like an eight hour it's one of
the most complicated
board games you can play right and i wear a costume when i play no you don't
yeah no i do no
you don't okay do you have siblings i have two younger sisters oh and are they
interested in your
career and show business and such um yeah i would say that they're interested
do they want to be
actresses my middle sister uh does not i don't think and uh she's an
environmental design major
and what does that mean environmental i'm not sure uh she designs you know echo
eco-friendly um i don't
i don't really know i'm just lying i don't know um and you're just lying about
your sister yeah it's all
lies do you have a sister do you have any sisters no there's something wrong
with you yes i know
you're from delaware yep from delaware do you ever go back to delaware i do i
have to you know because
i'm from there you don't have to go back it's not like it's a law you have to
return to the yeah i
gotta go back to indiana once a month and check in with the authorities well
all right well i'm going
back this weekend okay what will you do there well my father actually um threw
together a premiere of
my movie for my hometown that's great and it's a charity event for this uh
theater that i used to
perform at a community theater that's a very struggling theater i bet your
parents are very
proud and this is a lovely thing they're doing for you and the community that's
right and it's gotten
way out of hand it's um totally uh crazy the governor's speaking before the
film there's going
to be a red carpet i will be the only celebrity on that carpet um just me did
the did the people does
your hometown know that the movie uh features time travel i um i think most of
them have seen the movie
actually well they've seen it already well it's out in theaters but yeah it's a
premiere anyway you
know just for the fun of it about a month late but yeah well that'll be but no
i think so i i mean
you know it's it says it on the poster i think time travel i think it's on
there yeah all right
uh now aubrey we have a clip i think we'd like to show people why don't you
tell them what the clip
is okay this clip isn't uh from the film and i'm terrible at uh speaking um and
i'm uh it's i'm
playing a character and i'm i'm asking him i'm answering the time travel ad and
then and then
well this is the thing that was on the uh tonight show with jay leno where they
do the little headlines
thing that's right and so the whole idea from the movie came from the tonight
show yes well no i mean
well we don't give them the credit forget it we're not
no that's fair huh that's fair that's fair i i think more people made fun of it
you know it wasn't
they didn't creed they didn't write it it's a real real guy wrote the crypt
wrote the clip and he's in
in the movie it's funny that i can't talk no i know it's nerves well aubrey
enjoy the premiere okay nice to
see you again