Name: Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Justin Bieber | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Justin Bieber | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-01. Transcript available.

The category tonight, Little Known Facts About Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber, I hear...
...wildly successful, and I don't mean to embarrass anybody, but he's still
just a kid.
I mean, he's just a kid, and a phenomenon in the history of show business.
The kid comes out and bang, people go crazy.
Some parts of the world, when he comes out, bang, they drop dead.
They're so excited.
They don't know what to do, and bang!
They drop dead, really.
I'm telling you, and they like to hush this up, but the mortality rate at this
kid's concerts...
Wow, I've never heard...
...is higher, it's above the norm.
That's shocking.
It's above... It's scanning above the thing, sure.
So now presenting tonight's top ten list, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
pop sensation, Justin Bieber.
Look at that.
Come on.
He's just a kid. Look at this.
You know, I'm surprised they're shooting him from the waist down.
I thought...
He is dynamite.
Now listen, seriously, quit throwing the paper on the lawn.
Ah.
He has no idea who I am.
You don't know who I am, do you?
You don't know.
Do you know who I am?
You don't stay up this late, do you?
No.
All right, good.
What?
Top ten little-known facts about Justin Bieber.
Here we go.
Number ten.
My new fragrance, Someday, also makes a delicious, low-calorie salad dressing.
Oh, look at that.
There it is.
There it is right there, ladies and gentlemen.
Someday.
Look at that.
Beautiful.
Your fragrance is...
Is it for...
I have been dying at it.
Is this for ladies?
Well, ask the...
Ask the kid.
Justin?
Yeah.
Is it for ladies?
It's for...
It's for women, yeah.
Oh, women.
Okay.
No, it's for...
You are...
You are a churro magic.
Mm-hmm.
Right there, yeah.
He's got a little something else for the ladies.
Oh!
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what it means.
I don't know what it means.
We're better off not knowing.
Number nine.
I served eight months in prison for siphoning gas.
Yeah.
Oh.
I did not know that.
That wasn't in the documentary.
No, that's the thing that was done.
Number eight.
The first thing I bought when I hit it big was a four-sliced toaster.
Yeah.
The kid loves to make sandwiches.
Number seven.
As hard as I've tried, I don't know how to not be adorable.
Yeah.
Gotta spend the day with me.
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And the number one little known fact about Justin Bieber.
It's a hair piece.
There you go.