Name: Amy Sedaris Takes Dave On A Tour Of New York At 4am | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Amy Sedaris Takes Dave On A Tour Of New York At 4am | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-10. Transcript available.

if you're just joining us let's see what time it is 235 ladies and gentlemen
now this is this is going to be exciting because uh amy sedaris a great friend
of ours a very very
funny and she was we call her and she says yes she'd love to be a part of the
show she was the
only one and uh and so we said well can you do you mind taking us on a tour of
your neighborhood
i'm not exactly sure where she lives but we'll find out so we have the
satellite hookup amy
sedaris ladies and gentlemen for her very own neighborhood here she is
hello amy hey how's it going good morning good can you hear me i can hear you
and i'm up for this
you you you look like you may be a little too up for this you look wonderful by
the way thank you very
much i think this is going to work for us you know you being in the studio and
me being here it's
safer you know you with a baby and what's your face this works right what are
you wearing i'm sorry what
are you wearing well i just have the same old silly looking suit oh okay the
mix matched yeah um yeah
what am i wearing can you see me yes i can i can see what am i not wearing easy
it's four in the morning yeah uh and thank you very much for helping us out now
are you normally
you're not normally up at four in the morning are you i don't kiss and tail no
normally i'm sleeping uh-huh
um but uh you know sometimes i can't sleep um now that i have a new computer i
ordered some ambient
online last week right and um and it came the next day it came from some lab in
florida so um
that you know if i have trouble sleeping i just take that now they're emailing
me telling me it's time
to refill already so but i i but i'm not on that now i'm on something else
well it seems to be working something else yeah
now uh i i don't want to i don't want to pry but can you tell us where your
neighborhood is and what
is that giant red thing you're standing next to oh yeah um it's uh i don't know
what it is oh it
says fire hey we just saw a car accident by the way yeah we just saw a car
accident oh no i'm on
the corner of bedford and christopher street in the west village and uh how
long have you lived in this
area 11 years you must like it there then obviously yeah it's a little it's
getting a little bad at night
it's really loud from my apartment from like people talking on the street like
i am now so it's kind of
it's kind of difficult but uh it's all right it's kind of a little seedy lately
well so far it looks
great and for a minute i thought that the giant red thing might have been a tony
award thank you all
very much oh there's track exam now all right uh so now amy uh i really
appreciate this and look
out hey beth beth i'm sorry go on what and you're going to show us around a
little bit in the neighborhood
is that right i'm going to give you a tour i'm going to be bobby batista all
right okay
okay bobby all right all right okay so uh stay on the runner and follow me uh
right here okay okay
first of all this is um uh lucy lord tell it's a famous theater in the
neighborhood as you can see
right here a lot of famous people have worked here what are the stars there oh
we got a lot of riveting
stars here's one um let's see mark what's his name blitz blitzenstein oh excuse
me mark blitzenstein
okay we're over here famous jewish actor i believe
um over here this is one of eleven video porno shops i have in my neighborhood
one of eleven
one of eleven uh-huh um and uh there's a brand opening up the street and they
have all the latest
videos right they just got on internal sunshine of a spotless behind so they
have that that's a big hit
then uh let's see across the street over there there's lilac my favorite
chocolate store and they
decorate for the weekends and everything every holiday and that's great there's
a dumpster
which means they just got an order in so that's good
um this is the hanger need i say more oh no wait a minute
what do you mean i think you're still open all right the hanger it's a it's a
gay this for guys dave
oh all right okay this uh this is a jewelry store which i'm convinced is a drug
front right
um let's see oh there's the beach that they give massages and um waxing uh for
men and women
full release
up here another jewelry store another drug front it seems like every seems like
everything you need
is right there for heaven's sake at my fingertips yeah for a straight girl it's
perfect but at night
you know it's like when they you know when the circus breaks down and those
people that break
down everything in the midway the carnies yes that's what it's like at this
hour at night it's
riff-raff it's freaks do you have friends or any friends around there right now
anybody you
know and do i have any do i have any friends around here right now yeah hey russell
get to see you hey patty hey i'll talk to you later look he's running deli guy
running right
that's funny there's some action at four o'clock in the morning so he's out
making a delivery is that
what he's doing probably a drug delivery no he's running back okay then we have
um another video
of the show store it's ridiculous isn't it yeah i do a lot of christmas
shopping there
this is the lady that makes all my clothes from scratch it's a lovely thing are
you yeah are you
near the east river yet no this is a shoe store they don't have my size and
this is the diner in the
neighborhood and this is where i come and get my there you are yeah well listen
and margarita it was it
was very nice of you to spend some time showing us your neighborhood we really
enjoyed it and it was
now when will you be when when will you be going back to bed amy why do you ask
amy sedaris ladies and gentlemen that's your neighborhood thank you very much
amy nice you look wonderful