Name: Supercut: Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview with Will Smith, George Clooney And More | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Supercut: Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview with Will Smith, George Clooney And More | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-21. Transcript available.

Time once again for a favorite segment of ours, Alan Coulter's Celebrity
Interview. Alan?
You miserable, vindictive bastard.
What? I'm sorry. What? Excuse me?
Cut the ass back.
You knew we were supposed to do another edition of Alan Coulter's Celebrity
Interview tonight?
Here, let me introduce you to my exclusive guest.
Have you met Sarah Jessica Parker?
Huh? Mr. George Clooney?
Mr. Robin Williams?
Mr. Samuel L. Jackson?
Jodie Foster?
Mr. Jerry Seinfeld?
Regis Philbin?
Harrison Ford?
Mr. Will Smith?
Richard Simmons?
Nicolas Cage?
Clint Eastwood?
Paris Hilton, ladies and gentlemen?
Wow, there you go.
Hi, Paris.
You're beautiful.
Can I get you some lip balm?
Uh, why?
Because your lips look a little chapped from kissing her ass for the past ten
minutes.
Wait, I don't have to introduce him because you just spent the last ten minutes
with your f***ing head up his ass.
You had your shriveled old man lips tattooed to his f***ing ass for the past
ten minutes.
I thought you two were going to make out.
I don't, I don't.
Really?
I'm surprised you're still conscious after sitting there listening to your
boring bulls*** for ten minutes.
You know?
Am I right, Sarah?
I'm uncomfortable.
Well, well, ooh, Regis, please, please love me, Regis.
Ah, come on, it was like watching Gelman.
That's not exactly how it went.
That is exactly how it went.
Hey, hey, hey!
Mark this down, a*****.
What?
If I wanted to see Clint talking to a monkey, I'll rent every which way but
loose.
If I want to see Nick talking to a surgically altered freak, I'll rent face off.
Now, uh...
Mark it down, moron.
You jack my s*** again, I'll beat you like a donkey and sew your nuts to your
freaky Botox face.
You screw me one more time, I'll squeeze your nuts till you're dead.
I'll tear that monkey heart out of your chest, I'll cram it down your s***ing
throat.
Well, now, wait a minute.
You senile bitch, you pull this s*** again, sister, you're out of the business.
Next time, you take me dancing before you screw me, or so help me, I'll go bronco
billy all over your ass.
Next time, you buy me dinner before you screw me, would you remember that?
Or you'll be telling your little knock-knock jokes door-to-door, you goofy-looking
s***ing s***er.
Why don't you go screw yourself and s*** you too, pretty boy?
You make the fool of me again, so help me, I'll go jazzy Jeff in your ass.
You duck-faced son of a...
I'm sorry.
That's the last time we hire a guy without an interview.
Thanks.
Thanks anyway, Jerry.
Thanks, Jerry.