Name: CBS Mailbag: What Does Dave Do After The Show? | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-04-14T15:16:37.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: What Does Dave Do After The Show? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-14. Transcript available.

i uh i don't think there's a man woman or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a
tasty beverage
ah perfect and right on time here we go dear dave let anyone begins my wife and
i
are interested in uh what that thing is that goes up and down in the background
when you first come
out for the show and whether anybody has ever gotten whacked by it this is best
regards paul
benoit fayetteville arkansas paul is talking about this thing here i don't know
if you can see it
you see that thing it goes look at that it goes now now it's going down and in
a couple of seconds
see it goes right right back up you know it'll go right back up and it's one of
them sears automatic
garage door opener deals i you know i've been in television a long time i have
no idea what you
what you call that but the truth of it is you know it can be a hazard and i won't
lie to you
we've had a couple of ugly episodes watch take a look at this tape
wow i'm telling you we are still doing the paperwork for the insurance company
on that one
uh letter number two dear dave letter number two by the way we refer to number
two as the deuce that's
what we call it the deuce letter number two is the deuce dear dave what does biff
talking about biff
henderson one of our stage managers what he always seems to have a scowl on his
face lately chris schmidt
cheek to wonga new york uh cheek to wonga chris schmidt well i don't know if
that's true where is
biff henderson biff are you are you around buddy there he is hey biff how you
doing pal fine dave
got a letter here that says lately it seems like you always have a scowl on
your face is uh is
something wrong something troubling you uh dave i've got a nagging medical
problem and it's kind of
painful uh the doctors can't figure out what to do with it oh my gosh well you
can't be too careful
these days and i i uh you know i don't want to pry but i i certainly do hope
whatever that is clears
up biff and i'm sorry to embarrass you thanks dave thank you biff
now that's comedy we are still filling out the paperwork for the insurance on
that
you know what i'm saying kids that's hey kids out there you kids out there 10
11 years old thinking
one day you'd like to have a tv show that's comedy you see what happened there
he had he had like a
lobster hooked to his ass and look at that kids can thank me later but my god
that's comedy at its
finest right there had a lobster hooked to his ass
in rehearsal we tried a blue fish went right to the lobster huge laughs
uh dear dave what exactly do you do after the taping of the show ryan euler
east i slip new york
uh well uh what do i do after the show excellent question we get this a lot and
uh i can show you
watch the video tape here's what i do after the show jerry jerry jerry jerry do
you mind signing
an autograph it's for our son casey thank you very much this will mean so much
to him thanks mr springer
thank you
you know what we should have done
should have done there somebody make a note we should add a lobster hook to my
ass for that one
i wish i had a lobster hook to my ass now
oh man you can't
comedy ain't comedy if you don't have a lobster hook to your ass
uh letter number four this is the quad this is the quad letter number four is
the quad right
number two is the deuce number four is the quad okay uh dear dave i often see
you threaten to
replace your studio audience in the middle of your show because of their bad
behavior
but have you ever actually had to do that tom frick cumberland maryland tom uh
let me just reiterate
that as a rule tom we get the very best audiences in television now
okay
occasionally occasionally even among the nicest people there could be a
disturbance now when that does
happen we try to handle it as discreetly as possible let me let me show you
what happens if
somebody for one reason or another is acting up where is there a guy that guy
right over there
stand up sir yeah let me see you right over there where are you there yeah
right hi how are
you not you sit down
uh i need to talk to the guy with the lobster hook to his ass what's your name
sir uh scott okay now
scott uh you've been beautifully behaved but let's just say that something goes
haywire and you're
making a fool out of yourself and we have to talk it over a little we have to
take a little time out
here's how that works boys take care of it will you all right first we get a
couple of cbs pages there we go
now the pages taken right outside to 53rd street okay here now
here's where the fun begins let's see what scott's up to now
got a couple of new york city cabs that's regular uh one inch chain you can get
it at
any hardware store in america you see one heads for the hudson everyone goes to
the east river
and that's a little policy thanks for helping out by the way scott okay
close up the cbs mailbag here we go letters we get letters