Name: Dave's First Top Ten List: Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme With "Peas" Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-04-27T15:04:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's First Top Ten List: Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme With "Peas" Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's First Top Ten List: Top Ten Words That Almost Rhyme With "Peas" Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-27. Transcript available.

you know you can't go anywhere these days without running into somebody's top
10 list
here's a copy of the current october mccalls do you have this paul you get it
at home don't you
and uh see what i mean america's 10 sexiest men over 60. and then it then it
gives you the guys
who who's on the list for example john houston is on the list lee iacocca uh
norman maylor so
on and so forth carrie grant frank sinatra that's a top 10 list here paul the
new edition
of uh uh good housekeeping september with uh meryl streep or no it's not meryl
streep it's diane sawyer
i don't know they don't they look a little alike maryland diane which one is
that again now this is
diane sawyer diane sawyer yeah yeah diane sawyer okay now there's a top 10 list
in here uh most
admired men poll and they want you to uh pick your most admired men for their
top 10 list and it's a
a little polar so because these things are so so popular and such solid network
television programming
material we've decided tonight now comes the joke we've decided tonight see all
of that is the setup
here comes the joke we're gonna start our own top 10 list and tonight i think
we got a pretty good one
tonight will be uh late night's top 10 words that almost rhyme with peas
okay number 10 we have heats number nine is rice number eight is moss number
seven we have ties
well it's a little late what happened we were gonna score this whole thing
which was a little drum roll
yeah where now i lost my place where we're oh number seven is ties number
number six is needs number five is lens
number four is ice number three is kind of a surprise nurse
number two we're getting very close now is leaks
and the number one word that almost rhymes with peas according to our poll is
meats
we'll have those from time to time with or without the music we don't know yet
but yeah yeah maybe with
that no i like the music you didn't like the music no i did we were a little
late you don't like
playing along do you no no no i love we were just you don't like playing just a
little embarrassed
because we we jumped in a little late there it's not that you don't like
playing along i love to
play any game you want to play all right what would you like to play well no it's
time to get on with
the big telecast okay go ahead