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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Fun With Photos | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Fun With Photos | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-02. Transcript available.

Hi, I'm Barbara. Hi, Barbara. How are you? I'm hearing a lot of good things
about you on The View.
I'm not working on The View. So today we have some photographs. You know,
people don't print
photos anymore. No, a lot of these are old-timey photos. Some are not. Some are
actually camera
photos. Right. People don't even take pictures with cameras anymore. Is that a
fact? Yeah. Yeah,
everyone uses their phone. Yeah, that's me and this is Dutch. And there's Dutch
does not have a sense
of social distance. No, he's right there in your beard. Yeah, he's right there
in my beard. I'm also
in my beard. But there's Dutch. And moments later, he chewed my nose off. No, I
just made that up.
No, because you still have my nose. Yeah. This looks to me like every picture I
have of my colonoscopy.
Oh my God, now I'm sickened. Honestly, I'm sickened. First of all, why do you
have pictures of your
colonoscopy? And are they in color? Yeah. What a horrible connection to have
made. Oh God. Sorry,
what is it? Well, I hate to disappoint you, but it's not a colonoscopy. This is
a meal in itself. You
have the macaroni and cheese. Right. And I like the kind of macaroni that you
squeeze out of the thing.
Right. Not the dust. You can get two kinds. I don't know if you can get two
kinds anymore. They used
to have the cheap kind where it was dust and the cheese was dust. And then the
deluxe kind where it
used to be in a can. And now you squeeze it out of a thing, you know, like
ketchup. And those are lima
beans. And man, I wish I had that now. I wouldn't put beans in the macaroni.
Why not? I don't get
crazy. Well, have you ever, have you tried it? No. I mean, see, it might be
great. I just wouldn't.
Why wouldn't it be great? Right. It just probably wouldn't have been my first
choice. Why does it
remind you of a colonoscopy photo? Well, when you get your colonoscopy. All
right, fine. Whatever.
Anyway. Good Lord. Well, first of all, if you had a colonoscopy photo like that,
you don't have long
to live. Maybe that was the wrong association. I don't know why I thought that.
All right, let's move
on. This is prehistoric. That's my other dog. Trouble at all. That's Bob. Yeah,
that's what you call it.
That's your bison. Dusted in snow. Good looking boy. It's a great looking photo.
And when it gets
cold like that, you bring them inside and they're fun to have in the house.
Well, they must knock
things over in the house. A little bit. You got to make room. You got to move
the couch. Sure. And then
you get in there and snuggle up on a wintry night and watch TV. It's fun. With
the bison? Yeah.
And they're tasty. Oh, yum. Oh, hmm. I'm sorry. What?
That's terrible. That's terrible. Wait a minute. That's terrible? The colonoscopy
reference?
I'm sorry. Someone once said I don't have a thought. Yeah, you don't. Yeah. Can
you have
that fixed? Yeah. No, they tried. It's too late. This is Mia's Icarus. I know
that reference.
Okay. Good for you. You're coming right along. Thank you. All right. This is
amazing. Bears.
Yes, bears. This is, I think there's two cubs. Maybe, yeah, there was two and a
mother cub. Those
are grizzlies. And God bless the grizzlies. And there they are. But the mother
and the cubs. But I
don't see the second cub somewhere. But I remember seeing that. I thought I'd
taken a picture of three.
I mean, you used a zoom, I assume. But yeah, they're still close. Yeah, this is
as close as you want
to get. This was taken to Montana. And I was in Canada. So really, big zoom.
That's as close as you want
to get. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I think this is our last one for now. And I love
this picture. I love this
picture. This is we as a show when we used to have a show. We're in Florida in
Miami. And we were
somewhere on Collins Boulevard. And it's it's I think it's still one retirement
home after another.
There's a stretch of them. And if I have the location wrong, forgive me. But
that's what it was. And we saw
this woman. And it was early in the morning. It was certainly before noon. And
she had taken place in
the chair of her residence. And if you can see her, she's very well dressed.
And she's gone to great
length to put on her makeup. And she's just seated there for the day, watching
people, friends and
neighbors go by on Collins and or whatever the street was. And we drove by and
I saw this. And
Walter's wife Nancy had a camera. And I asked her, we stopped the car. I got
out and I said, Nancy,
let me have your camera. And I took that picture hoping to get some impression
of that. But I was
I was just touched by that woman. I thought she's it's a fantastic. Yeah. Sociologically,
it's kind of heartbreaking. On the other hand, it's hopeful and yeah, and
colorful. Yeah, I love it a lot.
And Mary said she won't mind because she's probably not with us anymore. Well,
that's Jesus. I mean,
you just been the worst here today. I'll just say with the colonoscopy and the
woman's dead.
This has been another installment of
photos. Thank you. Thank you.
I thought it was my hair.
This was a good idea.