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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-04. Transcript available.

the category tonight top 10 the top 10 things never before said by a star wars
character
top 10 things now that you will never in all of these star wars films you will
never hear
said by a star wars character and uh star wars episode three attack of the blinth
attack of the blinth what i think it's blinth uh opens thursday may 19th and uh
these things uh
collectively have have earned like 17 billion dollars i got that on me 17 17
billion dollars
and so what we have now is a list of things you will never in all of these
films here said by a
star wars character yeah attack of the blinth telemundo i hope i don't i hope i
don't have to
beat anybody up uh all right the category top 10 things ever before said by a
star wars character
and ladies gentlemen presenting tonight's top 10 list 10 characters from star
wars here we go
look at that hey see paul that that third one in that's a blinth that's it that
one right there
that's a little one that's a blimp absolutely i i like business actually with
sour cream they're
excellent aren't they yeah uh top 10 things ever before said by a star wars
character here we go number
10 c3po may the force be with the miami heat daddy's got 20 large riding on
them
that's funny that's funny funny number nine stormtrooper ask your doctor or
pharmacist if cialis is right for you
i don't know
never spoke of my character number eight ewok
give me a wonder
she crushed out she crushed out that's exactly right never said that uh number
seven uh darth maul
darth maul darth maul the only good thing to come from the planet earth is fish
sticks
darth maul darth maul ladies and gentlemen i like to walk up and down the darth
maul
i know you do you go to the food court too don't you know number six r2d2
wow how about that
number five imperial guard the only people more powerful than i are emperor palpatine
and oprah
if we're palpatine yeah yeah ladies and gentlemen number four chewbacca
are you are you like me are you allergic to chewbacca dander i don't have that
problem yeah number
three jango fett let's put on some algero so me and you can get freaky
lord number two tuscan raider
yeah exactly that's exactly what i was talking about
and the number one thing never said before by a star wars character here's darth
vader
i once used the force to open a jar of vlasic kosher pickles
and the number one thing never said before by a star wars character here's darth
maul
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and the number one thing never said before we went to the top of the page
and the number one thing never said before we went to the top of the page
and the number one thing never said before we went to the top of the page
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