Name: Will Smith's Top Ten List For Dave | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-05-05T16:03:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will Smith's Top Ten List For Dave | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will Smith's Top Ten List For Dave | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-05. Transcript available.

in the meantime go see this uh it's opening up 27th hold on what what before i
go listen i was
driving in the car over and i knew that this was going to be you know the last
time that we do this
together and i don't want to get on no no no wait a minute why what do you mean
it's going to be the
last time you're not coming back but i'm now wouldn't you come back not before
you leave
no no come back why wouldn't you come back because this one was really good and
i'm really
so you're saying i'm too old to make it good again
well i don't know after this show you got a little negro in you now so
but i put together i wrote down really quickly the the top 10 things no the top
10 things that
do you know about this paul i know about it now
from the home office of west philadelphia pennsylvania yes the top 10 things i'm
going to miss about dave
number 10. our electric sexual chemistry yeah yeah number nine me having to
remind you every time
hey man i'm not jamie foxx number eight the way you sing to me and brush my
hair during commercial
breaks yeah i'm gonna miss that as well number seven the fact that you think a
67 year old man can still
pull off harry potter glasses number six how before every appearance you would
send biff henderson to
my dressing room nude to ask me if i want to meet the little man in black
number five the cute way your voice got when you begged me to please refer to
you as dj jazzy dave that's
right well what could it hurt number four your cologne wait wait no this is
supposed to be a list of
things that i will miss number three how the wind whistles through that cute
little gap in your teeth
every time you say smith
number two the way you would tell me how you love my latest movie but then
gently shake your head that
you didn't and number one the number one reason the number one thing i'm going
to miss about you dave
is how you would take me up to the roof after every appearance hold my hand
looking out over the
skyline and say omg i cannot believe i'm actually going to be mrs david letterman
smith
wow now in all fairness that was very funny but the only one the only true item
was was number one
good to see you my friend thank you god bless you