Name: Fan Request: Nobel Prize Winner Tells Yo Mama & Redneck Jokes, Sings Grammy Songs | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Nobel Prize Winner Tells Yo Mama & Redneck Jokes, Sings Grammy Songs | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-20. Transcript available.

uh on the program this evening ladies and gentlemen we're very excited we have
a gentleman we have a
nobel prize winner he's a professor robert mundell from columbia university the
1990 nobel prize
winner in economics and all night long he's going to come out here whenever we
want him to and he's
going to tell us uh redneck jokes right i'm foxworthy i see yeah
you you you might be a redneck if you know those jeff foxworthy yeah the
professor is going to tell
us those jokes all night he earned the nobel prize for his analysis of monetary
and fiscal
policy under different exchange rate regimes and his analysis of optimum
currency areas
will he and will he lecture on those things this evening yeah all right so uh
professor
mundell are you back there come on out sir let's start off with a redneck joke
first
okay take it away if somebody accused you of lying through your tooth you might
be a redneck
all right you got another one loaded up professor yeah let's go again
all right if your kid calls your sister mom you might be a redneck
all right try one more and then we'll rest if your boat has not left the
driveway in 15 years
you might be a redneck professor robert mundell ladies and the nobel prize
winner from columbia
university ladies and gentlemen once again nobel prize winner robert mundell
with a redneck joke
uh professor mundell if your lifetime goal is to own a firework stand you might
be a redneck
i kind of like that one how about another redneck joke from the nobel prize
winning dr professor mundell
if you have more pet names for your hunting dog than for your girlfriend you
might be a redneck
uh and now ladies and gentlemen once again here's professor robert mundell with
a redneck joke
professor if you've ever been too drunk to fish you might be a redneck
right now we have time for one more you might be a redneck if joke from
professor robert mundell
professor if their hubcap room chimes anywhere on your block you might be a redneck
and all night long professor mundell will be telling yo mama jokes
yo mama yeah ladies and gentlemen professor mundell there he is come on out
all night long yo mama jokes take it away professor yo mama so fat her blood
type is ragu
nobel prize winner right there thank you very much professor we'll check back
in with you in a second
there are you ready with another one take it away here he is professor robert
mundell
yo mama's so fat that when she puts on high heels in the morning by the
afternoon they're flat
he was in march you remember he was here in march and he that night he was
telling redneck jokes yes
yeah like jeff foxworthy you might be a redneck if tonight they're yo mama
jokes how about another one
yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house
those nobel prize winners are funny all right uh professor one more joke before
we go to commercial
yo mama's so fat at the zoo elephants start throwing her peanuts yeah there you
go
elephants now also all night long professor robert mundell nobel prize winner
telling
yo mama jokes professor
yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up
you know who he studies with up there at columbia the doctor he studies with
yeah i've heard about
it dr vinnie boom bop it's very good professor you ready you want to go again
you want to hop in here
all right take it away
yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
now once again ladies and gentlemen another yo mama joke
yo mama's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
what a treat we have for you folks tonight all night long 1999 nobel prize
winner professor of
economics at columbia university robert mundell yes will be telling rodney
dangerfield jokes oh
all night long now you're talking a nobel prize winning professor of economics
robert mundell robert mundell telling rodney dangerfield jokes professor take
it away
my wife was afraid of the dark then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of
the light
oh hello robert mundell nobel prize winner from columbia university all night
long
telling rodney dangerfield jokes i love it nobel prize winner that's right that's
exactly once again
here's professor robert mundell nobel prize winner with a rodney dangerfield
joke professor
i drink too much the last time i gave a urine sample it had an olive in it
i think he may be going to donald trump's hair guide
at least his colorist i think something yes ladies and gentlemen once again nobel
prize winning
professor robert mundell robert take it away i was so ugly my mother used to
feed me with a slingshot
now once again ladies and gentlemen professor robert mundell take it away bob
my wife's cooking is so
so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door
the flies pitched in to screw the door 1990 nobel prize winner how about
another rodney dangerfield
joke from dr robert mundell professor
i'm taking viagra and drinking prune juice i don't know if i'm coming or going
that's right
it's like rodney never left god rest him and now ladies and gentlemen here is
professor robert mundell
one more time 1999 nobel prize winner professor i went to the doctor and told
him doctor every
morning when i get up and look in the mirror i feel like throwing up what's
wrong with me
he said i don't know but your eyesight's perfect professor do you have another
joke for us please
i don't get no respect my psychiatrist told me i was crazy and i said i want a
second opinion
we're very excited because uh i guess it's tomorrow night the 48th annual grammy
awards are taking
place right here on cbs and because of the grammy awards tomorrow night all
night long here on the late
show we have this is going to be good 1990 nobel prize winner in economics
professor 1999 nobel prize
winner in economics professor robert mundell who will recite the lyrics to grammy
nominated songs
1999 Nobel Prize winner Robert Mundell.
Professor, come on out.
Girl, you had me once you kissed me.
My love for you is not iffy.
I always want you with me.
I'll play Bobby and you play Whitney.
If you smoke, I'll smoke too.
That's how much I'm in love with you.
Don't funk with my heart.
Thank you very much.
Professor Mundell.
Grammy-nominated songs all night long.
Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Robert Mundell with more Grammy-nominated
lyrics.
Professor?
Let me hear you say, this s**t is bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
This s**t is bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Again, this s**t is bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Professor Robert Mundell.
I thought for a second we were getting a call from Stockholm.
A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A!
I shake it like Jell-O and make the boys say hello.
I'm five foot two.
I want to dance with you and I'm sophisticated fun.
I eat filet mignon.
He's sophisticated fun.
He eats filet mignon.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have kind of a special treat for you now.
Robert Mundell, 1990 Nobel Prize winner,
will now recite the lyrics from Destiny's child hit,
Bootylicious.
Ooh.
Professor?
I shake my jelly at every chance.
When I whip with my hips, you slip into a trance.
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have.
Now let's cut a rock while we scat some jazz.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this
because my body, too bootylicious for you, babe.
I don't think you're ready for that.
1999, Professor Robert Mundell, the Nobel Prize winner.
We'll be right back with Stephen A. Smith.