Name: Dave Punks An Audience Member | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Punks An Audience Member | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Punks An Audience Member | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-21. Transcript available.

Uh, where's Biff? Biff, come on out here, do me a favor. Ladies and gentlemen,
here's...
I've been down harder, Biff. Ever since then. You ever had the blues, Biff?
Oh, no. Man, I got the blues, buddy. I got the blues. You know why? I can't
find a good woman.
I can't find a good woman. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. All right, let
go of my hand,
Biff. Attaboy. Thank you. Now, you know that little thing we like to do when it
rains here in
New York City? You know the thing we do every time there's a big, big summer
rain shower? You
know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. Go out there and find me one of those.
You
know what I'm saying? Go out and find me one. Go out and find me one. You know
what we're looking
for, Biff? Every since then. Every since then. How you doing? Great. It's
something we like to do
in the... Stand up. What's your name? There you are right here. What's your
name? Scott. Scott,
where are you from? Chicago. Chicago. She came in for the show. Congratulations
on the big bull's
victory. Thank you. And do you care about the whitewater investigation? Of
course not. Yeah,
I know. Now, Scott, this is a little something. And I hope you're a good sport.
You look like you're
probably a good sport. Are you a good sport? You like to have fun, don't you?
You enjoy yourself.
You look like a good time is always following you around. Yes. Okay. Scott,
this is a little
something we like to do whenever summertime, you know, it warms up and we get a
shower. Tomorrow,
I believe is the first day of summer, you know? And this is a little something
we do,
and I hope you enjoyed. You up for a little fun? I would love it. Okay. Hold
Scott's purse,
if you don't mind. All right. Here we go, Scott. Watch it easy. I'm going to
just take Scott right
outside. Come on, Scott. Right over here. Right over here. Thank you. Right
this way, Scott.
We'll be back. I'll be with Scott. Oh, my God. Biff, where are you? Biff? Oh.
How are you? We'll put you right over here, Scott. Okay. How are things in
Chicago? You having a nice
drink? Yeah. All right. Right here, Biff? Right here. Just about there, Scott.
Okay. That's good.
Oh, yeah. Maybe just a little. There you go. Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank
you.
Okay. Let's just go right by if you can. Okay. Got it.
Come on, Scott. Come on. Here we go. There you go. Thank you. Oh, my God.
We got a towel. Do we have any towels?
You know, that cab driver, because we wanted to splash Scott, so he was going.
Did you see it?
He was going like, oh, a half a mile an hour. He grazes the puddle and somehow
miraculously
soaked your ass. And then, and then, and then he speeds up and I'm thinking, oh,
great. I'm being kidnapped.