Name: Julia Louis-Dreyfus Can't Remember Anything About "Seinfeld" | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Julia Louis-Dreyfus Can't Remember Anything About "Seinfeld" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-23. Transcript available.

you look terrific you look like a million dollars god bless you for saying that
how you been
fantastic what's new in your life i don't know what's new in yours everything
oh did you hear
about the surgery yes no don't get me started on that go on the best thing
about it is finally i
have something to talk about uh you went to uh like a high school thing a
reunion yeah i went
to a reunion 20th high school reunion recently was that good well you know it
had its its its highs
i mean it was sort of strange i didn't actually go on campus i went to one of
these a party i was
afraid to go on campus where did you go to high school where what part of the
country bethesda
maryland and um i don't know i went to this party and it was really fun i went
to an all-girls school
nice to see all the girls and or ladies now i should say and um then somebody
showed up and
we didn't i don't think she was in our class and she acted as if she knew us
right and her name sort
of rung a bell but we kept having these meetings in the bathroom who is she
have you seen the tall
girl with the red hair who we don't know we had no idea and we got out yearbooks
not our senior
yearbook but years before and we think we found her in ninth grade we think she
left after ninth
grade and had a lot of surgery or something because she looked dynamite i gotta
say yeah you know what
comes to my mind i'm thinking narc
that's what i'm thinking i don't know why oh stop it i don't know what's in it
what kind of what kind of student were you in the all-girls school there that
sounds good was it
like a big school small school small ish smallish and i was a pretty good
student i was a good girl
but was it was this high school only or like k through high school or one of
those well i actually
was there from third to 12th grade wow i can't believe i'm here talking about
where would you usually
be well a psychiatrist perhaps but you were you were i i happen to have to
believe you were a good
student yes i was a good student and i was head of the honor society or honor
council right did the
people like you probably very popular anybody dislike you any feuds feuds yeah
yeah feuds i i had a hundred feuds in high school it sounds like romeo and juliet
no no no no it
was just like trouble where i and it would always end the same way i'd get beat
up yeah but we're
girls so girls don't beat each other out no i understand but they go behind
each other's back
did the did the teachers like you're probably like the teacher's pet i'll tell
you one thing
i'll tell you one thing i was not good in biology and i worked very hard at it
yeah well it's tough
biology is tough it is tough dave it's very tough and uh we had to i remember
once for an exam there
was an um we were given animals to dissect and everybody got to you didn't know
what you're gonna
get so it means you had to know how to just dissect all different kinds of
animals and i got an earthworm
earthworm yeah and i did the wrong end oh yeah yeah anyway i cut that poor worm
up wrong but but what
possible difference could it make honestly i mean you know well it doesn't make
it any difference in my
life today no of course of course i'm talking about it on national television
well it's cbs don't get
carried away that's true uh now there's a uh uh people keep telling me on
congratulations if this
is true that you're taking over the regis philbin show kathy lee gifford show
that you'll take kathy
lee gifford is leaving and that you're taking it over let me tell you something
i'm not doing that
and everybody's asking me if i'm doing it it's a vicious vicious rumor i am not
replacing kathy lee
i cannot imagine taking on that job no offense to regis but right how could you
interview somebody
no but i mean how could i i don't
did i get hurt now no no no no how was that roll back roll back you didn't get
hurt no you didn't
get hurt but no i couldn't i mean i got no i don't know how this rumor got
started but somebody from
warner brothers called my agent and said oh we're delighted she's going to be
on the show
well that's how most rumors get started from the warner brothers but when do
you start
i'm not doing it man i'm not going to do it has anybody from the show
approached you about doing it
no are you representing the show right now is this some sort of offer no i
think it'd be an excellent
deal it'd be an excellent gig i think you'd enjoy it i think you'd be fine and
plus from what i've
seen regis does all the work anyway you know just pretty good kid
no i don't think so uh uh do you miss being on the seinfeld show i do miss it i
miss
but it's still on it's on that's right the seinfeld show's on and in syndication
which it will be on
forever it's like i love lucy it'll be on forever and people generations from
now will be able to watch
seinfeld yeah and that's kind of odd because it's like you know your your high
school yearbook on
television right you know because that's an that we we started that show nine
years ago or something
like that and uh you know that big hair and those big shoulder pads and clunky
shoes they're not in
style anymore i don't know if you notice and i'll speak for yourself
uh so so you notice the difference in how you appear now when you see a show do
you think oh this
is the one where we know i know i mean i don't have a very bad memory and i and
i have no idea what
happens in these episodes so frankly i find it rather pleasant to watch it
because i can you know just
enjoy the first time viewer yes it's an adorable little show yeah well uh now
uh i'm very uh excited
and flattered because you've you've prepared something special for us well i
have yeah all
right now that'll be great so no wait wait a minute hang on we're going to do
we're going to
do a commercial and when we come back we'll see uh julia's a special
presentation this will be fun
thank you come on back uh tell me about the the geppetto thing that's the pinocchio
story huh
yeah from geppetto's point of view right wonderful world of disney and who are
you you're like the
princess no well sorta i'm the blue fairy and i sing right oh you sing i sing
yes right nobody knows i
no i wasn't i like i like to um i i i think i'm sort of becoming the female gym
neighbors that's
what i feel like you know how we no i'm no i'm just i'm just trying to think
how that would work
how that would work what really does that mean no because he used to go well hi
andy oh he was gomer
and then he would launch into this that's right huge opera voice remember yes i
do remember yeah he
had a beautiful rich baritone voice exactly it was kind of the opposite of what
he did and you you are
you a trained musician well yes i'm somewhat trained sort of and what about
that drew carey was he he
plays who does he play uh geppetto geppetto yes and uh does he sing in the the
offering he does he
sings he dances you know is he any good at that he's pretty good yeah good yes
he is and this is the
little story of uh of uh geppetto and uh uh pinocchio yeah pinocchio right and
bullwinkle bullwinkle
i'm sorry i'm not good in this category no you're not uh but anyway you have uh
along these lines you
have something for us tonight yes and i'm very yes please do you want to tell
the folks are you just
gonna no i'll just do my thing okay is that all right please do yes we've been
waiting for julia lilly
i need someone older and wiser telling me what to do
you are seventeen going on eighteen oh depend on you
julia
you are sixteen going on seventeen fellas will fall in line
eager young lads and ruways and cats will offer you food and wine
how totally unprepared are you to face the world of men
timid and shy and scared are you
of things beyond i can
you need someone
older and wiser
telling you what to do
you are 17 going on 18. i'll take care of you
lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely
i'm glad you weren't we'll give you a call
the kids ladies gentlemen here at the community theater
jerry and julia we'll be right back with mitch headburn