Name: Tom Cruise Reads The Top Ten Craziest Things People Have Said About Him On The Internet | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-05-25T16:03:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Cruise Reads The Top Ten Craziest Things People Have Said About Him On The Internet | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Cruise Reads The Top Ten Craziest Things People Have Said About Him On The Internet | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-25. Transcript available.

I see Tom you have here looks like something I ought to be doing this is a top
10 list is that
yours yeah now I've always wanted to do this all right they said I could do
this yeah I hope you
know this is something you know there's many things you know I have done a lot
of things in
my life and definitely this this was uh this is on the bucket list okay why
what's wrong what's
all right no you never know yeah that's true you never do know what's the
category now do you know
the format you just announced oh first you get to open the things me I know
what I'm doing okay
okay tonight's I'll go out and get a top 10 list yeah fine
okay
category no let me start no from the home office in Wahoo Nebraska tonight's
top 10 okay
this is the topic is the craziest things people say about Tom Cruise on the
internet
oh that's a good that's a good category that's a okay that's perfect because
they have this thing
called the the internet yeah and and people have what they call blogs and they
can say anything they
want might have heard about this craziest things they say okay number 10 I
sleep upside down suspended
and a special bat-like harness I've heard that no yeah number nine during the
filming of days of
thunder on a dare I ate a tire number eight I still wear those underpants from
risky business
yeah number seven my real number seven my real name is
Tom Blagojevich yeah number six I once what's this
you can't read it yes I once Heimlich to koala
number five once a month I take the universal tour naked
number four I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured
with Vick's vapor rod
there you go
okay number three I'm a power mad egomaniac who's completely insulated from
reality
oh wait that's that's letterman
number two after jumping on her couch Oprah hammerlocked me till I cough blood
really hammerlocked you that's awful and the number one craziest thing people
say about
me on the internet is number one I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell
friends call my ass
if you can count backward you can get a show that last one yeah call my ass
that last one was true
yeah that one's true we'll be right back with Tom Cruise everybody