Name: CBS Mailbag: Buzz Aldrin Takes One Giant Golf Shot For Mankind | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Buzz Aldrin Takes One Giant Golf Shot For Mankind | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-26. Transcript available.

momentarily hypnotized by the rhythmic clapping here we go
letter letter number one or our friends for our friends south of the border
numero uno numero uno
here we go uh dear dave do you have any secret gadgets in that desk of yours a
kent rice lethbridge
alberta oh canadian and kent wants to know you know there are no prizes for
nationality knock
it off by the way that's in the bible what's that no prizes for nationality
that's in the old
testament the old testament yes deuteronomy exactly it's spelled out right
there no prizes
for nationality that's good to know we're all equal yes uh dear dave do you
have any secret gadgets in
that desk of yours a kent rice uh he's talking about the desk right here and oh
my god hot
hi-ho cowboy you bet your sweet ass we do here take a look at this i don't
think we've ever
demonstrated this before but you see this microphone right here it's an old 77
dx
watch this just pull that baby back and here we go
and i'm going to tell you something ladies and that that is ginger ale with alka
seltzer
oh dave seems to be a phone call oh yeah phone call let me see what this is
excuse me just a second
hello late show dave letterman speaking hi david it's mom oh ladies and
gentlemen it's my mother
hi mom how you doing doing fine where are you calling from mom calling from
home uh indiana how
are things in indiana indiana is good how's that weather well it's been raining
all day yeah we had a
little rain here as well what can i do for you mom well sunday's your birthday
that's right i'm calling to
wish you a happy birthday well that's very sweet of you thank you very much uh
i sent you a gift
okay i'll look for it i'll look for it it's a 15 gift certificate to the gap oh
great
all right thank you mom all right i will mom take care bye bye bye sounds like
yeah huh what you were saying sound like mom's calling from her car phone
driving through plutonium all right letter number two or for our friends south
of the border numero dos
uh dear dave just wondering what does paul whisper into that microphone that he
has by
his keyboard your friend al millar's pine beach new jersey good question now
let's see oh and paul
i've seen that i have no idea but he's doing it right now let's listen in as paul
whispers into
that microphone okay so they see one to the one double paul burger and a
vanilla schaefer shake is
that right yeah can i get a side order of canadian bacon no problem thanks for
coming to paul
here dave number three letter number three numero numero what is it what is it
huh tres tres tres
okay boy what a messy attitude you people have you know remember remember there
are no prizes for
nationality so not knock it off with a trace trace trace uh dear dave why don't
you and paul have your
own saturday morning cartoon a true fan travis callahan truckie california oh
you know paul and i
don't kid yourself we've been offered all kind of stuff haven't we oh yeah but
the truth of it is
we're very happy right here doing our little nickel and dime dog and pony show
every night and we got
our hands full here but interestingly enough you should mention this our uh one
of our stage
hands of managers biff uh biff henderson worry biff he's right over there
biff is uh biff is working on uh is it an animated series is that what it is biff
uh well dave yes uh
i've created a brand new cartoon i'm hoping i can sell to comedy central oh
yeah yeah i i i think
it will really be a huge hit well biff what what is the name of the show north
park north park take a
look oh you have some all right take a look biff henderson's north park my name
is benny i live in north
park screw you benny this my ass crap bastard
oh my god they killed benny
seems fine but it's not all that original yeah yeah what do you know old man
who wants a t-shirt
man come on come on make me a billion man come on make me a billion man welcome
people
okay letter number four numero cuatro numero cuatro is that right thank you oh
si oh buenos dias
buenos dias buenos dias amigo si muy muy caliente si muy muy uh dear dave will
you be
doing the show from the space shuttle anytime soon ted henry uh denton texas oh
boy that's rich ted but
you know uh because everybody around here has gone absolutely space crazy here's
what we decided to do
we decided to put a united states astronaut on the roof of the ed sullivan
theater building ladies and
gentlemen the second man on the moon from the 1969 apollo 11 mission please say
hello to buzz
Thank you.
Thank you.
We'll be right back with tonight's top 10 list and Billy Crystal.