Name: Biff Tries To Assemble A BBQ Grill | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-05-30T20:16:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Biff Tries To Assemble A BBQ Grill | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Biff Tries To Assemble A BBQ Grill | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-30. Transcript available.

i want to i just want to be the first to wish you and yours a very pleasant
memorial day weekend i
know it's a time families get together and enjoy themselves but be very careful
with those illegal
fireworks is this the holiday for the illegal fireworks i don't know if it is
okay well never
mind that but have a have a lovely time with your loved ones now uh you know
what we're going to do
tonight our good friend uh biff henderson is i understand is in the lobby of
the ed sullivan
theater building can you turn on the thing and see bick hey biff how you doing
hey dave how are you
you're doing a little something for us tonight in honor of the memorial day
weekend and the
unofficial beginning commencement of summer what are you going to do tonight biff
well
tonight dave i'm going to assemble a weber barbecue oh my gosh okay this is
this is what the biff will
have at the end of the show alan tell them all about the grill dave it's the weber
one touch platinum
barbecue the finest in outdoor grilling the platinum features a durable porcelain
enameled bowl and lid
crack-proof all-weather wheels and a one-touch cleaning system retail price 219.99
cents
the thing is is enormous let me see that shot of it again it'll get my god look
at that paul how
that i mean you could do autopsies on that thing yeah dental dental work yeah
all right now biff uh biff go
ahead and start assembling the grill now we'll just watch here for a minute
while you uh take off this
thing is 57 centimeters well that's good to know biff yeah i don't know what
does that tell you uh 22
and a half inches uh-huh all right you need to know that before you open the
box yeah all right
have you ever assembled a grill no i've assembled several of the weber smoky joe
it's a much more
modest grill but i've assembled the smoky joe they can be a little tricky wow
look at that that's
beautiful oh look at that beautiful bowl beautiful bowl isn't that a lovely
place
well biff it looks like you're just minutes away from hot dogs and hamburgers
well i'll tell you dave i'm gonna do the oh shoot i'm in trouble steady steady
you're okay don't
worry about it but you're fine i put together george foreman one time yeah that's
a whole different
deal though isn't it yeah wow look at that that looks like the unit there the
the ignition system
is that the ignition system biff all right we'll check back in with you later
but by the end of the
show ladies and gentlemen in our lobby we're going to have one of these babies
right there
all right the category tonight top 10 things overheard at the letterman family
uh barbecue top 10
things overheard at the letterman family barbecue the annual event we all get
together memorial day
weekend here are things that you would overhear at my family barbecue okay you
ready yes number 10
pass the gin yep that's for sure number nine uh-oh uncle earl's on fire that's
exactly what i was
talking about number eight thanks for posting my bail uh-huh number seven how
do you like your raccoon
number six keep it down leno's on and number five what do i have to do i do and
do and do for you kids
and this is the thanks i get that's my mom i do and do and do for you kids and
this is the thanks i get
uh number five uh calm down mom i'm sure clay will be fine i don't know what
that means you know what
that means american idol american idol stuff yeah and number four another
family barbecue another crappy
top 10 list from dave number three dave try to keep your shingles out of the
coleslaw number two
number two number two use this on your show and i'll sue your ass
and the number one thing overheard at the letterman family barbecue more canadian
beef dave
let's go back out to the lobby and see our friend biff's doing there you go
hey it's got wheels on it huh it sure does you can drive that son of a
bitch home for god's sakes well i got i've gotten everything out of the box at
least
yeah do you need any to any tools you got any pliers or i have ice grips
i've got tools i got a phillips and uh yeah yeah yeah as long as you get this
done by labor
day biff that's all we care about well i'm glad you gave me that much time all
right be very
careful there's some sharp edges there on the flanging i don't know man all
right you'll be
all right just settle down take some deep breaths i'm trying i'm trying take
some deep breaths deep
breaths come on deep breath come on deep breath man out deep breath come on
breathe with me
okay here we go okay all right all right fine all right thank you paul let me
ask you a question
you know the uh the navy song uh anchors away anchors away it's fleet week of
course and new
york city is very gala because they have all of the boats in the harbor from
all over i love various
ports and the streets the sidewalks are clogged with with the sailors in
uniform it's very exciting
time to be here now do you know that song i know anchors away we all know it as
a matter of fact
everybody know it yeah would do me a favor will you play for me right now anchors
we would be happy to
all right for fleet week here we go
thank you
thank you
thank you
how about that yes sir your united states navy ladies and gentlemen listen to
this this is very
impressive the ladies and gentlemen that we had here in the theater a minute
ago represent the personnel
uh personnel from these ships the uss john f kennedy the uss shreveport uss
normandy uss yorktown uss
stephen w groves uss philippine sea uss oak hill uss boone uss portland and
from the canadian navy
the hmcs charlotte town so there you go very impressive my thanks to the men
and women of the
united states navy and the canadian navy let's see if uh biff's got that grill
ready to go
now biff you've made no progress whatsoever
i'm sorry be very careful don't impale yourself on that all right we'll send
some sailors out to give
you a hand oh great all right i understand biff has some sailors now helping
him assemble the weber
gas grill biff
you'll have that done in no time now my friend oh yeah we're working at it you're
in good hands thank you
very much gentlemen and uh ma'am thank you all right let's go out into the
lobby now i understand it's
completed biff is it ready to go ready to go it's going congratulations job
well done
men and women of the united states navy have a have a lovely holiday we'll see
you
on monday thanks for watching good night everybody
the late show is a production of worldwide pants incorporated