Name: Alan Kalter's Shawshank Redemption | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-06-01T16:18:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alan Kalter's Shawshank Redemption | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alan Kalter's Shawshank Redemption | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-01. Transcript available.

what do you think paul is this all right i think it's up to you dave you have
no opinion about
whatever you know i mean i think i thought i was enjoying them but whatever
whatever you
alan alan what do you think about this where's alan colter
where is alan
where'd he go biff where's alan i haven't seen him
what is that poster over there is that is that rita hayworth is that who that
is
what is that where is alan why is alan not here
in 2006 alan calter escaped from the ed sullivan theater i remember thinking it
would take a man
six hundred years to tunnel through that ball old alan did it in less than ten
old alan loved geology geology is the study of pressure and time that's all it
takes pressure
and time that and a big damn poster
working for dave a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied
turns out alan's favorite hobby was toting his wall into the hello deli a
handful at a time
alan alan keep dropping crushed rock on my floor
and a lot of food and time that's where he's going to go to the other side of
the road
but he's going to be able to do something to be able to go to the other side of
the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
Alan crawled to freedom through ten yards of crap-smelling foulness
i can't even imagine maybe i just don't want to
but he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the other side of the road
and then he's going to go to the road
and then he's going to go to the road
and then he's going to go to the road
Okay. All right, man, folks. Thank you.
Don't blame yourself.
Okay.
Now let's just put those away, shall we?