Name: Fan Request: Dave Buys A Round Of Drinks For An Entire Bar | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Dave Buys A Round Of Drinks For An Entire Bar | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-03. Transcript available.

anything else we ought to let's just get on with it oh we're going down to hurley's
you know uh
we've been on the air about four years here and you've seen a lot of nbc a lot
of 30 rock here
oh paul get it get rid of some cocktail music okay and there's a bar down here
that's a history
part of broadcasting history this thing was built in 1892 is that possible
before the 19th 1900s
and during prohibition hurley's was a flower shop and speakeasy uh now these
guys refused to sell
their a bar to the rockefellers and uh so what they built around them it's like
that beer commercial
you see now right right anyway they did that uh the owner now is adrian barbet
a nice gentleman
and we're going to go down there and just take a look at it what it's huh hey
not yeah not adrian
barbeau let's check by the way the guy who invented this is on tonight
you uh you people have got to start getting out because uh okay hal let's say
is the camera down
there in hurley's paul a little cocktail music if you will it's sixth avenue
and uh 49th is the corner
that's looking uh north towards central park and that's the exxon building
across the street there
are some people uh standing around for no apparent reason oh they're standing
around waiting to get
into the bar how do you do sir nicely done thank you very much this is looking
south on sixth avenue tuck
in your shirt pal this is this is adrian adrian is that you hi nice to see you
you certainly look nice
today i say you certainly look nice today adrian okay fine can they hear me at
all is that they can
hear me in there okay let's go on inside and just mingle let's talk with this
gentleman here how do you
do sir can you hear me oh yeah i can yeah what is your name patrick goggin what
do you do for a living
sir uh go to school uh-huh what are you studying history why aren't you there
now because i'm drinking you
are drinking yeah uh and uh and uh and how many drinks ago did you take off
your tie
10. what are you drinking sir uh beer all right well thank you for visiting
with us have a nice
evening okay now i'm still alive okay
how about this gentleman excuse me sir you yes sir pardon me how do you do
how do you do what what is your name sir is he talking to me the camera is like
two millimeters
from his face that's right is he talking to me what is your name yes sir i'm
bill missler bill where
are you from sir boston boston and you in town on business on business yeah
right uh i think that's
evident what kind of business are you in bill what i say what kind of business
are you in we're in
insurance we're the bad guys uh-huh and uh how long are you going to be in town
until thursday i see
and what are you what are you drinking today i don't know it's beer though uh-huh
uh what a
discerning gentleman this guy is and where are you staying while you're in town
bill we're at the
saint maritz oh the san maritz well good heavens what's the uh what's the room
number up there bill
it's a joke forget about it all right um i tell you what can let's go up to the
bartender and visit
with him thank you very much bill have a safe trip back to boston i thought
this place is going to be
a little rowdier how do you how do you do sir what is your uh what is your name
john boyle
you want to know what i do i'm bartender at mixologist at hurley's how long
have you been uh doing this
sir 35 years okay let me let me ask you a question was it john is that who he
said it was john john john uh
for the people watching at home who may want to may want to fine tune those
color sets what uh what
color is that jacket you have there green green green uh john i tell you what
we'd like to do you look
a little agitated is it did we get you in a bad time no i'm trying to think
what do you want me to smile
now do me a favor you got food down there right what kind of food do you have
tonight chicken wings
meatball swedish and the best steaks in new york city upstairs now now john can
you send a load
of that stuff up here if you want to pay for it we'll give you anything you
want my my what a generous
man uh john do me a favor now let me let's take a look down the bar can we see
what the the length of
the bar looks like all right do me a favor john fill up a do you have a mug
there you can fill up with beer
yeah fill up a big mug of beer there and have everybody clear the bar i want to
see if this
actually works no yeah that's good get it clear that stuff off the bar hey look
out come on we're
not kidding around let's go clear the bar come on let's go
all right okay now john which uh which end do you want to try this
okay uh i tell you why don't you start start east i'm sorry start west and go
east
back over here to your right come on back over to your right
yeah yeah and send it the other way okay
steve let's have a drum roll here anytime you're ready john slide that down the
bar
here we go all you got buddy no no no one more try one more time john a really
big one here
nice job john john i have one more thing and then we'll let you get back to
work we're gonna
we're gonna buy everybody in the dump a drink
you i'll tell you what you take the orders tabulate it up and let us know we'll
be back
to you later we're buying everybody in the place of drink all right thanks for
talking with us have a
nice evening folks we'll see a little bit later okay that's john down there in
hurley's and uh we got a
now he they ought to send up some food don't you think let's get some of those
chicken wings or
something for our studio audience and i understand we do have chicken wings and
stuff here now let me
talk to uh let me go back and talk to john downstairs in hurley's again and
just let him know that the
stuff arrived john thank you very much we got the stuff how big is the bill now
it's 55 cents plus
tax because we hear you never pay your bills anyhow
john can you can you do me a favor can you point out some nbc employees in
there there's not one
nobody in there at all from nbc nobody i wouldn't squeal that's why we're a
success with nbc
okay thank you very much john we're gonna we're gonna pass out the chicken
wings now hold on a
minute okay the next time you need a professional bartender give me a ring okay
i'll be glad to come
up are you in danger of losing that job john i don't know i haven't given my
boss the word yet okay
wait you've been more than hospitable to us tonight thank you very much maybe
you'll give me a ride in
that nice new car that you have that porsche
yeah yeah that's why i got it john so i could take guys like you out in a green
jacket
uh okay let's uh let's bring in the uh
i'm gonna have to move again uh let's bring in the uh hi marla how are you
put it right down there nice to see you that was very nice of you thank you
very much turn around and
say hello to folks say hello right over there okay there it is boy these smell
great these are these uh
thank you very much they're all for me wow that's a lot of food now can we have
some uh are the pages
still up there or they leave once the show starts all right come on down how
many do we have you guys
mind helping out here boy these things are hot aren't they they're great all
right all right here's
how we'll do this we'll uh you know we're ruining you take napkins and here you
take you take this and be
careful it's hot and and uh we need any more we gotta we gotta work both aisles
here folks to get this
done here is it how hot is it marla okay hi do you want some napkins what's
your name hi mary paul a
little of dining music here while we pass this stuff out okay and you guys take
the other island just
figure out the easiest way and we got plenty of napkins here there you go and
it's like a buck a
a buck a wing okay all right go up there all right now you gotta promise me
folks while you're eating
this stuff don't let it interfere with a high quality entertainment going on
down here okay okay thank
you very much marla nice to see you thank you so much chicken wings what do we
do here do a commercial okay
is it all right does this stuff taste all right
okay we'll uh we'll do a commercial here we'll be right back with the uh the
man who invented this deal
is is the is the chicken all right not too bad all right did everybody get
enough
take it from me you got enough okay all right and also let's go say goodbye to
the folks in hurley's
thank you very much folks we'll see you tomorrow night you