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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Elliott Shows Off His Rare And Wild Animals | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-08. Transcript available.

uh my next guest has been with us many times before and it's always a pleasure
and always
entertaining as well as educational to have him here this man is the founder
and director of the
columbus zoo in columbus ohio he makes regular appearances on good morning america
and he's
brought some pretty amazing animals for us to take a look at ladies and
gentlemen please say hello to
chris elliott chris how are you dave good good to see you thank you very much
what do you have there
well this is just a little gift from the columbus zoo we sell these in the gift
shop and i thought
you'd like it this is a tortoise shell oh that's beautiful why don't you take a
look at that right
over there that comes from about uh 50 year old tortoise or so it has a little
picture and it's
got my picture in it i thought you could use it for that is beautiful nuts or
dip or whatever you have
chips maybe now this how how did the uh the tortoise die you said he was 50
years old how did the poor
thing die die he's not dead we just yanked off his shell the rest of him's
crawling around somewhere
well uh now chris there at the zoo i know you've had some some really wonderful
personal experiences
with the animals haven't you well i don't know about that i'm not a big animal
lover to be honest
have you ever had any really uh any real dangerous encounters with the wildlife
oh hell yes but you
got to hold your ground with the bastards here let me show you something take a
look at this i got
something right in here can you see that oh my gosh look at that oh how did
that happen appendicitis bad
business no no seriously i had to scrape with a mean alligator once i have it
down here let me show
it to you no chris that's all right we'll take your word for it that's all
right now see yourself okay
now um uh chris as always you brought some uh interesting animals with you and
let's get right
to them very unusual where the hell is it it's back here here it is i don't
know where exactly to do
this let me do it right over here right up there to camera one okay take a look
at it right over here
camera one i guess there you go that's a panda panda and it says it's a long-tailed
himalayan
carnivore and it resembles closely the american raccoon yeah isn't that
something that's a panda
uh you want to uh you want to bring it up can we bring out the panda do you
want to bring bring it
on out here well dave we don't have any pandas those things cost money oh we're
going to try to breed
our own though we've got a bear and a raccoon and uh we're going to uh try to
get them together
you know what i mean uh i think that may be impossible you know because of the
chromosomes
different chromosomes oh really dr doolittle
of course we're going to get the raccoon drunk oh you're going to get it right
uh so not inhumane no now chris what else what else do you have for us i've got
something very rare
now this is what i wanted to show you take a look at this
isn't that something wow
is that i'm getting close on that wow that's uh what is that that's a madagascar
jalapeno
that's not madagascar jalapeno jalapeno jalapeno like the pepper jalapeno like
the pepper like the
pepper dr pepper what the hell are you talking about like i said like the
pepper i think tanya may
have gone to your head there no no no listen do you have you have any other
animals for us yes i have
a whole bunch back there i want to bring out something called a schnauzer and i
have it back
i think we we've all seen schnauzers dogs we've even seen schnauzers yeah we've
seen schnauzers yeah
well we've all seen talk shows too pal
ladies and gentlemen it's always a pleasure from the columbus zoo it's chris
elliott chris thanks
let's go let's go i'm sorry this guy just doesn't appreciate animals let's get
the hell out of here
okay
yes sir we'll be right back with danny sullivan
Thank you.