Name: Fan Request: How About Some Kenny Rogers? | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: How About Some Kenny Rogers? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: How About Some Kenny Rogers? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-01. Transcript available.

let me ask you though what did you do last night well you know what it last
night was wednesday
right you know what i do wednesday night what it's poker night oh of course wednesday's
your
regular i don't know if people know this or not and there's no reason that you
should but every
wednesday since oh gosh since i was about 11. yeah i've been playing poker with
the same group
of guys well sometimes it's it's one guy sometimes it's a whole bunch of guys
uh and but the real
fun of it is you get together i'm no card player i don't know really the first
thing about poker
i've been playing it all my life i'm the worst card player to come along it's
just a social
thing exactly getting together every wednesday yes yes it's it's the kind of
thing your wife would
hate and a regular and a regular place to go every night but last night uh last
night oh man something
really silly happened gosh i was thinking about it earlier today wow i was
playing poker and all of a
sudden okay uh i'm gonna i'm gonna hold him no no i'm gonna fold him no no i
think i'll hold him i'm
holding you gotta know to hold him know when to fold him oh screw it i've had
enough of this should i
should i walk away or just run away you gotta know when to walk away and know
when to run
what are you doing now i'm counting my money you never count your money when
you're sitting at the
table well then when the hell am i going to find time enough for counting there'll
be time enough
for counting when the dealin's done
can i touch your beard
fluffy
all afternoon in rehearsal i was playing with kenny rogers face
that's one of the real perks of show business i'll tell you something that
sybil shepherd is cuter than homemade shoes ain't she
i don't even know we interrupt this program for a special report here from cbs
in new york
is alan richardson good evening i'm alan richardson in new york islands in the
stream that is what we
are no one in between how can we be wrong sail away with me to another world we'll
rely on each other uh-huh
from one lover to another uh-huh uh-huh oh life is very sweet i'm alan richardson
in new york
this has been a special report
you know what they're talking to doing down the road when dan and connie get
ready to retire
yeah they're gonna move kenny rogers and alan richardson and two of them and
they'll be doing
the cbs evening yeah they are you tune that up at 6 30 every night or whenever
they do bring you the
evening news there all right once again ladies and gentlemen it's time for one
of our favorite
segments it's chair of mystery paul
now i'm here to tell you how we play the chair of mystery paul schaefer paul
right you are dave in
that chair over there is a major celebrity whose identity is completely unknown
to you right you
have to guess who it is by asking him or her questions you got a maximum of ten
questions which
i will be counting down over here and one more thing the person's voice will be
electronically disguised
are you ready all right yes i am thank you dr demento here we go um are you an
actor yes i am one down
nine to go uh sounds like a female in the chair of mystery um have we ever met
yes we have two down
eight to go okay have you starred in uh blockbuster motion pictures yes that's
three down and a seven to
go ever nominated for an academy award two times oh four down oh pretty good
have you ever won an academy
award no i haven't all right keep trying uh were you in the movie when harry
met sally no i wasn't
six down were you in the movie pretty woman yes seven down three to go were you
the star of my best
friend's wedding yes i was oh i can't believe it okay all right let me just
make sure here uh were you
briefly married to lyle lovett yes i was nine down and one to go oh my god all
right i'm ready to guess
i'm ready to guess are are you kenny rogers
yes i am
mr rogers you