Name: Dave Drops Watermelons, Lasagna And More Off A 5-Story Tower | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-07-05T15:36:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Drops Watermelons, Lasagna And More Off A 5-Story Tower | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Drops Watermelons, Lasagna And More Off A 5-Story Tower | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-05. Transcript available.

What thinking person has not wondered what great men of science like Galileo,
Copernicus, or Einstein
would do if they were alive today and had a video camera and a five-story tower?
We believe they would drop stuff off it.
Here it is, the night you've been waiting for.
The pride of the NBC television schedule.
We're back again on top of the five-story tower, dropping all new stuff, bigger
and better than ever.
Solid entertainment.
I want to see you drop a sandwich.
The most popular American sandwich, peanut butter, jelly.
Yeah!
I want to see you make an omelet.
I must admit we were expecting this one, and we're way ahead of you.
Here you go.
Farm fresh eggs, peppers, red and green, and red ripe tomatoes.
Mmm, boy.
There's good eating.
May I please see a coconut?
What a lovely suggestion.
And since you asked for such a nice, pleasant fashion, not only am I going to
toss one, two, that's right, we're going to heave three off of here.
After all, this is network television.
I'd like to see some pretty Christmas decorations.
A sack full of colorful Christmas tree ornaments?
Fine, we have a sack full right here.
A stack of pancakes would be good.
I'll tell you what, let me go you one better.
How about two huge stacks of golden brown hotcakes?
Oh, boy.
Okay.
Coming right up.
Please do my favor.
A watermelon.
How about some chewing gum?
Gum?
Sure.
May I have the gum, please?
Thank you very much.
Here we go.
You can pick out your favorite flavors.
I want to see what a bug looks like when it hits the windshield of a truck.
A bug hitting the windshield of a truck?
That's a good idea, but it's kind of small.
How about a crow hitting the windshield of a Cessna?
And here's how Steven Spielberg does it.
A huge deep dish full of lasagna.
We'll be right back with Arnold Schwarzenegger.