Name: CBS Mailbag: Dave's Cameo In The Swedish "Mork & Mindy" | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave's Cameo In The Swedish "Mork & Mindy" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-21. Transcript available.

by the way these are actual letters uh sent to us by uh actual viewers uh just
like yourselves at
home there so here we go and by the way perhaps tonight is the night we read
one of your letters
you know what i'm saying it seems highly unlikely you think about it because
look we're only reading
four what are the chances we're reading your lousy letter tonight huh damn near
non-existent
just jerking your chain relax here we go letter number one dear dave i was
wondering if you and
paul ever had a fight in the middle of a show uh kulkarni kulkarni abdabibi abhijet
kulkarni abhijit
kulkarni abhijit uh the question is if paul and i and paul and i have known
each other 20 years have
we ever had a fight in the middle of a show i think i'd have to say uh the
answer is no we haven't had
a fight although you know i'll tell you what recently i did have kind of an
ugly episode
with one of our stage managers uh biff henderson gosh it went something like
this biff and i were for
some reason
biff don't say a word you were supposed to be home two hours ago dinner is ice
cold look what i found on
on your shirt lipstick stains on your collar i have one question for you biff
who is she she's my wife dave
daddy why is that crazy man in our house again
we didn't think it was funny we thought it was important you knew
wow okay letter number two here we go dear dave i have wondered does your
weather reporting skills uh
does i've wondered does your weather reporting skills still come in handy is
that right is that
correct grammar i know you're canadian i have wondered does your weather
reporting skills still
come in handy yeah how about your grammar skills are they still coming handy
pal uh this is from james
malone down there in houston texas and james is uh referring there was a period
in my life uh when i
was actually a tv weatherman i'm not i'm not proud of it but i was i was a tv
weatherman and i knew
you know like this l dingo i know nothing about that i know but the only thing
i do remember is that
you know how to work the clicker so we got a clicker hooked up here you know
you you've seen
your dweeby local weather guy operate the clicker and it goes like this let me
see okay that should
be what do we have oh that's the national map see and you can see some kind of
a you got a high there
you got a trough you you got a another big orange deal going there oh look look
down in the southeast
you have lightning look at the size of that bolt of lightning nearly the size
of the state of
mississippi oh my god now that's lightning that's king-size lightning okay let's
see you take another
one this is your five-day forecast friday today 53 and sunny so and then you do
it one more time
what is it oh that's look that's al roker let me just try it again there's oh
tell you if that would me it'd take like six suns and jupiter you know what i'm
saying paul you
know what i'm saying you know you're not hey hey hey you know what i'm driving
at okay okay
we didn't think it was funny we thought it was something you should know
it's like rehearsal in here only quieter uh dear dave uh letter number three
our friend here in sweden
says he saw you on an episode of mork and mindy is he mad stefan al hag and simon
sojin boy the
getting some interesting names some unusual names not seen the stefan al hog
and a science simon c
juden from uh from sweden and the question is was i uh ever on an episode of mork
and mindy that you
know believe it or not boys uh back in the late 70s i did appear on the swedish
version
of mork and mindy i played the the wacky next door neighbor uh lars here take a
look
hey mork hey mindy oh no thank you but i will have some of this swedish jello
though
it's lonely out here on the prairie don't it hey it gets lonely out here on the
prairie
i think you folks would be happy to have a place to get out of that damn storm
okay here we go letter number four uh dear dave i'm sure you get a lot of
requests like this but
i was wondering if you would consider letting me propose my girlfriend on your
show oh uh the young
man's name is a carson don from denver colorado this is a great letter and
whenever we get a little
something like this we we try you know if we can to play along and we thought
it was so cute we uh
called the man up we invited him to come to new york city to just do that very
thing propose to his
girlfriend ladies and gentlemen please welcome the excited young man and be
kind because
understandably he's a little nervous here's carson dunn carson come on in
okay well you must be you must be scared a little nervous yeah okay i'm gonna
stay out of this you
go right ahead there's the camera do whatever you need to do carson good luck
buddy okay uh diane we've
been dating for nearly five years now and i don't think i'm shocking you when i
say that you mean the
world to me um so let me just say it diane will you marry me oh that's great
isn't that great
that's great good for you thank you thank you very much
well the phone is ringing oh darn i wonder well i bet that's her must be her
you think so yeah yeah
yeah yeah did you give her the number of the studio all my friends have it yeah
really yeah
okay there you go see if that's her
uh hello yeah hi hey diane oh it is sir hi are you watching yeah okay well well
what do you think
okay yeah yeah davis here yeah um sure well she wants to talk to you oh thank
you very much
hi hi diane how you doing uh-huh did you pick out his tie
it's lovely what can i do for you no i'm not married no
it's a lovely offer but i i'm sorry i couldn't really now paul is actually
married and has a
daughter how old is your little girl four and a half four and a half years old
uh let me ask him
alan diane wants to know if you're married uh dave i'm gay oh okay i'm sorry diane
he's
alan is gay yeah he's right here there you go she wants to talk to you again
hello hello really
she said yes she said yes yes i love you i'm coming home i'll be home soon
i'm getting married congratulations so much you're a lucky man she's like a
wonderful girl
well what do you think paul time to close the mailbag
oh yeah it's been time for quite a while now ladies and gentlemen because we
have that
the ugly old storm blowing up the coast we have to close up the cbs mailbag
you