Name: Stupid Pet Tricks: The Talking Dog Says "I Love You" | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stupid Pet Tricks: The Talking Dog Says "I Love You" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-26. Transcript available.

uh and now it's time for uh stupid pet tricks ladies gentlemen let me remind
you this is only
an exhibition this is not a competition please as always i beseech you no wagering
do me a favor say hello to our first participant teresa hanula and leroy ladies
gentlemen teresa
hi teresa how are you hi you too this is leroy this is leroy where are you from
uh teresa we're
from fairfax virginia fairfax virginia how are things down there pretty good oh
hello there
is is this a a border collie kind of a dog yes he's a hundred percent border
and these these guys are
always up to something aren't they yes and does he heard things like do you
have him working with
sheep or uh cows or anything children are in the neighborhood is he is he a
good boy he's pretty
good how old is he he's a year old hello leroy he's gonna give you a kiss hello
baby hello okay all right
but wait a minute he's got my wallet um and uh what are you guys going to do
for us tonight
he'll obey commands that i spell for him well you're going to spell the
commands and he obeys
them that's remarkable that suggests a very high level of intelligence for the
animal don't you think
he trains me okay here we go you need i guess we'll just watch yep he's got
about six commands and i'll
spell do they have spelling bees for dogs you know maybe we'll get them started
well you'd have
something there are you ready that's teresa and leroy ready s-i-t good whoa
pretty good
d-o-w-n good very nice ready r-o-l-l wow yeah
can i try one can i try one g-e-t-a-c-a-b
leroi come here hey come here come on come here big guy
that dog actually getting a cat he was looking yeah i know lero come here hey
come here
all right come here that's one smart dog all right finish up now what else do
you have w-a-v-e oh
yeah and then if i spell bonjour he'll kiss me like a french all right let's
see that b-o-n-j-o-u-r
uh-huh yeah and the last one is uh h-u-g h-u-g oh
that's teresa and leroy good boy nice job beautiful dog thank you very much let's
take a
little bit out there in the slow motion there's the big there's the hug oh very
nice thank you
very much leroy bye-bye thank you thanks for nice meeting you there they go
that's a that's a bright
dog that was lovely oh that dog could be producing this show
that uh
and now it's time for jennifer buntmeyer and sadie ladies and gentlemen jennifer
buntmeyer and sadie
hi jennifer how are you hello welcome to the show thank you sadie yes sadie
looks uh husky like is
sadie a husky yep an alaskan husky mix wow mixed with what else do you have any
idea i got her from
the streets oh they make the best pets don't they yes oh she's wonderful how
old is sadie sadie is
seven and a half and a good doggie oh she's a wonderful dog wow what a coat on
this dog and this
has that uh that kind of ice-proof coat she never gets cold is that right she
loves the snow where
are you guys from baltimore good to have you here and uh tonight what will you
be doing for us is
this a treadmill something sadie can hurdle over my arms while running on the
treadmill who's running
on the treadmill you or okay so sadie's on the treadmill and where will you be
standing right here
right here we both don't fit i've tried and where will i be standing you could
stand there okay
and then at some point the animal leaps off the treadmill and flies into your
arms
she can she can jump off and fly into my arms what did you say the trick was
she hurdles over
my arms over your arms okay i miss i'm sorry i misspoke all right well i don't
fully understand this
but let's just see uh anytime you're ready jennifer get on the treadmill there
okay sadie gets on the
treadmill come on sadie i'm gonna start with a warm up here we go
all right
that's pretty good right there and now we're gonna jog all right
and we're gonna run and we're gonna run yeah here we go
okay ready she's gonna jump over my arms
boom
oh wow nice job thank you that's jennifer and sadie now wait a minute let's
take a look at it
and then don't worry because the the other dog is getting us a cab there
say hello to the folks in baltimore thank you very much thank you
pretty good uh next we have erica volkman and uh her dog odie i believe come on
out kids erica and odie
is it odie odie hi erica how are you good how are you nice to see you nice to
meet you odie is a
is a pug is that right how old is odie he's seven and and a good pet very good
and his face is all
smashed in like that and yes and is that is that it's not a problem for him is
that right well actually
um it messes with their breathing a little bit yeah they have trouble breathing
yeah so what do
you do put one of those little tapes on his nose breathe right yeah come on
hello odie
hello thank you oh thank you uh you guys are from uh pittsburgh is that right
that's right and
you go to school down there the institute of pittsburgh yep what are you
studying there a multimedia and web
design oh computer related yes okay good making websites uh and are you
enjoying that oh i love
it okay oh my god if this is true i'm gonna i'll just give you the show right
now we have apparently
here paul a talking dog get out there's no such thing there's no such thing can't
be that's that old
joke the bartender that's right we've never had it odie actually talks yes oh
my god do you have a
microphone or something a microphone okay all right all right here we go and
what will odie say he
says i love you all right odie will say i love you odie i love you i love you
very nice erica there it is i guess in slow motion see what that's like there's
i love
i love you kind of creepy like that pleasure meeting you congratulations nice
to meet you have a good time back in princeburg thank you very much thank you
erica volkman and odie ladies and gentlemen