Name: The Ultimate Beavis & Butt-head Collection | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-08-03T18:46:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Ultimate Beavis & Butt-head Collection | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Ultimate Beavis & Butt-head Collection | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

it's about going on it's the new show it'll be fine everyone else has been good
hey
roger nice to see you guys thank you very much for coming in how how's it look
is everything
oh it's a terrific show thank you oh that's great okay thanks for coming we'll
see you out there
bye bye dave shows sucked i hate shows that suck if you're just tuning in
welcome to the show i'm
dave letterman hey who's this dork all right all right get him get him out of
here adults may think
they're underachieving boneheads who set a bad example but to teens there are
no greater heroes
than mtv's beavis and butthead here they are now live and in person ladies and
gentlemen please
welcome beavis and butthead
okay all right goodbye okay goodbye
what was that
they say something i have no idea i didn't hear i have no idea
did they say anything to you i'm not no no i'm not i'm not sure i got any of
that myself
so like uh say hello to our good friend beavis yeah yeah that would be nutty
so like this is our uh top ten list from our home office in butt montana
it's friday night we're here we're gonna have a great deal of fun are you ready
i'm ready if
you're ready i'm ready is everybody ready okay okay i think we're all set here
okay what's the matter
dave
huh what's the matter uh i'm just just looking at my hair
check out yeah he's not just the hair club president he's a member
you said member
yeah now mike this videotape uh was from the for the mtv music video awards oh
yeah i know this is a big
thrill for me yeah thanks for it was great roll it hal here we go
let me have fun no way come on come on let me have one fight get out of here
dumb ass
hey hey hey check it out there's ozzy where where where
cool
but we do have a clip uh i don't know what it is but let's uh let's uh show it
i i i you want me to
set it up yeah if you will okay i i'm not sure what the clip is all right well
i think i think we
we have it let's go ahead and roll and see what happens okay
uh wait a minute
no
wow that looks pretty funny thank you that was uh
that was me on the right um all right now do you understand that we have a
camera at my house
and because of some amazing wizard-like technology we're actually able to watch
what i'm doing hal
turn it on again let's see if i'm doing anything else a second ago i was
trimming up my hair oh there
i am i'm watching tv i got the clicker there i'm on the couch oh there's some
movie about elephants
it's a sabu film no that's we oh
you guys are cool i love cartoon guys real tv guys suck you guys are cool
it's amazing that's what i'm doing tonight at home while we're doing the
show here in the theater i think it went pretty well whoa that sucked yeah yeah
whoa did it ever and tell them who wrote it and directed it also
um comedy royalty mike judge wrote and directed this film i don't know if any
of your fans of office space
office space did the office space beavis and butthead king of the hill and on
now we're going to show
a clip of this and it's going to be set up by our old friends beavis and butthead
whom i haven't seen
in years and yeah missed them desperately well they came out of retirement why
i had to have a son of
my own because i couldn't couldn't find them anymore you know what we're going
to see in the clip uh
the clip is well well they listen these guys are are sneaky smart they know how
to set up a clip so
let's take a look here we go extract opens friday in this first clip bateman is
pissed off because
his wife has been doing it with the pool cleaner but the pool cleaner like isn't
really a pool cleaner
okay he's a gigolo that bateman hired because he was messed up and thought that
if his wife did this
dude then he could do it with this chick named kunas with really big boobs and
now this gigolo dude
won't stop coming over and doing bateman's wife master bateman
you know uh ladies and gentlemen my great fear about having children is that
they just might turn
out to be a little too much like our next guests you've enjoyed them on the mtv
and now their first film
beavis and butthead do america opens december 20th you know them you love them
ladies and gentlemen
please welcome beavis and butthead
yeah you know uh you're both i i've never seen you in person before you're both
very unusual
looking yeah uh yeah well you look kind of old yeah uh so you know uh when you
guys started out
you were just sort of kids uh goofing around and and now you're starring in a
major theatrical
motion picture was was this a difficult transition for you was it hard well
letterman um for me it was
pretty easy because i'm shut up beavis you don't know what you're talking about
i'll answer the
questions dumb ass uh you said was it hard right right right so uh essentially
you guys are what like
idiots yeah yeah so you're like nuts right you said nuts yeah uh um how did you
prepare for the film
do you take acting lessons uh no because i'm like naturally really good and
stuff check this out
all right he is evil a sorcerer who could summon demons
check this out do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me are you
threatening me no no no that's cute
why don't you uh tell us a little bit about the uh film uh i don't want to give
away too much but uh it's
about me and beavis and this chick and i like grow in my part if you know what
i mean
uh hey letterman you know how you guys always show a dude in the audience and
he's all
dumb and stuff and he looks like a dork yeah but by the way just call me dave
and and you're right
occasionally we show members of the studio audience uh can we do that now uh
sure yeah go ahead give it
a clap
you guys you guys are brilliant you're frightening me with your genius
uh so did you bring a clip of the uh film uh yeah i think it's like me and beavis
and we're like
acting and stuff right and then i uh think it ends or something oh great well i'll
look forward
to that here we go now we're going to take a look at the clip a couple of
seconds from your new motion
picture beavis and butthead do america here we go
hi can i help you with that
there you go all set i love you
hey hey cut it out i want her to do it come to butthead
that was wonderful i enjoyed that that's not the whole movie though you know i
mean that's just
enough to wet your um your uh to wet your um your pants that's right exactly
just enough to wet your
pants uh have you guys ever thought about uh working independently uh working
uh apart from one
another like a solo career for either of you yeah i'm gonna have my own show it's
gonna be called
big boobs and fire oh that'll be good right sure yeah uh i'm gonna have a cop
show where i'm like
a cop oh and then i come out and kick everyone's ass and i score with the
chicks yeah and uh what
will that one be called uh it's gonna be called butthead i'm gonna score with
pamela anderson
and you'll be able to see part of my butt wow any other future plans um well uh
letterman um i'd
like to uh spend some more time with my son you know spend some time with your
son yeah well you
know this comes as quite a surprise i had no idea you were married and i
certainly had no idea you
had children yeah that's great yeah it is great you know you know it really is
you know it's like
um you know they grow up so fast and you know i just want to really spend some
quality time and try to really
um this story isn't going to help you score um oh hey oh never mind i mean i
just have a question yeah
um hey can we say poop i just need to know uh sure sure go right ahead now uh
when you were making the
movie did you find it fun was a lot of fun or was it was a tedious work a lot
of people think it's fun
you know what are you laughing at now they're fighting all right stop it cut it
out beavis and butthead
ladies and gentlemen thank you very much for being here don't kid yourself this
barack obama is going
to be tough to beat i mean this guy's had a big year i mean he got rid of bin
laden right i got rid of
qaddafi got rid of regis i mean how old cheney cheney cheney cheney dick dick
dick hey
what wait a minute what's that
this sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before
yeah well it'd be hard to argue with that wouldn't it
you