Name: The Best Of Bad Summer Top Ten Lists | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Best Of Bad Summer Top Ten Lists | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-10. Transcript available.

category tonight top 10 signs you've had a bad summer job now this you know god
bless the kids
they get out of school and rather than sitting around the house uh drinking and
eating aerosol
cheese they got to get out and earn their keep by god i don't care what kind of
job it is there's
there's no shame and honest labor and the kids got to get out there but not
every job is a glory
job some of them are bad jobs too bad kids that's why you're a kid that's why
you're a kid
here now top 10 signs you get a bad summer job and too bad okay tough if this
is one of your jobs
fine so what you know what i'm saying here we go number 10 you have a 40-hour
week schedule uh but
you only work monday and tuesday number nine you greet customers by saying hi
welcome to kenny's
rotting shellfish shack number eight interviewer asks you if you know how to
type take dictation
and dispose of a body number seven donald trump hired you as apprentice in
charge of checking
hairpiece for ticks number six
sign in bathroom reads employees must wash manager
number five ask if your sense of taste has been destroyed by the asbestos yet
number four you're posing for before photos for diet plans dermatologists and
plastic surgery
number three the commissary's chowder is made from white out
uh number two employee contacts you daily via satellite a phone from undisclosed
location in
mountainous region of afghanistan that's the employer the employer contacts you
daily and so on and so
on and the number one sign to get a bad job eight hours a day russell crowe
throws stuff at you
the category tonight and the top 10 list top 10 signs you're at a bad summer
concert
this is this is the big concert uh season and people are out touring for
example cheryl crowe you have
oz fest you have lollapalooza bruce springsteen in the east street band uh
shares fell farewell to
really again it's another farewell tour for share well how long has this been
going on you can't do
farewell four until you do farewell one well somebody we ought to get the ftc
looking into this because
aerosmith and the kiss tour double bill so there's a lot of a lot of concerts
this summer
top 10 signs now you're at a bad summer concert you understand what i'm saying
okay here we go number
10. it's held on the median of i-95 number nine you can't hear the music over
the plain spring
for monkeypox number eight every song is either about pancakes or after jeff
goldblum
number seven the big encore a 20-minute apology number six it's an intimate
evening with the late
bing crosby number five ninety percent of the seats are obstructed view number
four biggest crowd
response is when lead singer announces that there's a white ford taurus with
its lights on
number three britney spears is six or heavyset uncle larry is filling in
number two only thing in key the feedback and the number one sign you're at a
bad summer concert lead
singer screams are you ready to rock the audience replies absolutely not well
it's that time of year
top 10 things you don't want to hear at summer camp your kids going to summer
camp sure they are did
you go as a kid hey i never know i never did i didn't want to know part of that
yeah no top 10 things
you don't want to hear at summer camp here we go number 10. by the end of archery
we need enough
squirrels for grilling number nine my toothbrush your toothbrush what's the
difference number eight
that video of the bear eating your leg is on youtube number seven welcome to
shack's camp for fat kids
number six good news we're on the cover of lyme disease magazine number five
children please enjoy
the comedy of eddie brill what how did that get in there uh number four across
the lake to the east is
the girls camp across the lake to the west is the state hospital for the criminally
insane
uh number three relax this camp isn't haunted despite the dozens of people who've
been murdered
here number two welcome to hell punks and the number one thing you don't want
to hear at summer
camp it's february faces your parents aren't picking you up there uh top 10
signs you've had a bad
summer you know labor day is the unofficial not the calendar end of summer but
the unofficial end of
summer everybody got to go back to school everybody to go back to work top 10
signs you've had a bad
summer okay this is it puts me in kind of a melancholy reflective spirit oh i
know top 10 signs you've
had a bad summer it causes one to ruminate oh we gotta say goodbye there you go
exactly that's right
top 10 signs you've had a bad summer number 10 you divide the summer into two
parts uh pre and post
weed whacker incident number nine awesome summer job at nike turned out to be lacing
shoes from 5 a.m to
11 p.m number eight you said bora bora but travel agent heard torah bora torah
bora not a match the
board goes back number seven barry manilow kicked your ass at the emmys ouch i
heard about that
i could have had another statue and barry manilow yeah but i mean the truth of
it is i mean this guy
is is barry manilow is talented he can he can sing and he can write songs this
is what i do i check
things off on a look check those off this is what i do number six that's what i
do yeah uh you started
dating paris hilton after she gave up sex number five number five had to listen
to david hasseloff
deciding whether or not you had talent number four you went in for a spray tan
and walked out looking
like kenny rogers ouch and number three always remember there he is right there
always remember
it as the summer i got busted on dateline number two only action you got at the
beach was a jellyfish
stinging your nuts what and the number one sign you had a bad summer your name
is mel gibson