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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nicole Kidman Is Happy She Can Wear Heels Again | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-10. Transcript available.

our first guest is a lovely lovely woman and a very talented actress she has a
brand new motion
picture entitled the others it opens august 10th ladies and gentlemen here's nicole
kidman
nice to see you hi you look fantastic i heard you're getting divorced how's
that going
what are you doing i don't know what to do
but you know what i'm saying it's none of my business i hope things are all
right and i'm
guessing things are all right or you wouldn't be here you wouldn't be here if
things weren't
all right would you i'd probably still be here yeah oh well i i really
appreciate that um yes
well i changed the people driving you nuts now everywhere you go people are
just saying oh my
god oh my god do you get a lot of that um i yeah i get a lot of questions yeah
yeah and you know what
you do when you get those questions you tell them to mind your own damn
business mind your own damn
business it's none of your business is that yours or mine i believe that's
complimentary for our
guests oh help yourself go right ahead it's coffee it is is it no well let's
find out why stop it okay
uh well yeah yeah you look fantastic thank you
i don't know how to take it well i know it's odd it's just an odd thing you
know well i can wear heels
it's just an odd thing you know i don't know how to take it well i don't know
how to take it well
let's move on wow wow wow man now we move on yeah that's gonna cost you
that's pretty funny
so uh are you uh where do you spend your time now do you go do you go home you've
been spending a lot
of time at home um yeah i've been in sydney um i had my kids there in sydney
for a couple of weeks
and we came back i'm actually pretty jet lagged because we just came back a few
days ago and it's
nice to be with your family i guess it's always nice to be with your family
especially when things are
not you know going so great yeah no things are fine it's fine no i know i know
you know how was your
divorce oh my god take a seat get ready
it was it was it was just horrible it was just it was just god awful and and
and uh because i the whole
thing was my fault uh i i started the the the trouble when i asked her to marry
me and
but it's just you know it's just awful yeah it's really i mean as much as you
joke about it and
everything it's just for me it's better just to stay away from it dave yeah no
i'm on your side did
you hear me it's none of my business i don't want to talk about it because it's
so there's children
involved and everything and i'm just moving on with my life right and um what
can you do
don't ask any questions oh no you're gagged i learned my lesson i'm gonna be
good tonight
are you uh are you attending is the premiere tonight oh oh it's tonight yeah it's
very strange
because this summer i had um two film i mean i i usually i i mean i work but i
don't do a lot of
work and so suddenly having two films in this in a period of three months is
really weird did you
like promoting both of them you like going to the premieres you probably don't
do you um
well if you like the movie well you like the movie i like this movie yeah and i
liked moulin
rouge too i have made some movies i didn't like and what do you do when you're
at the premiere what
are your do you have responsibilities you have duties you have to fulfill at
the premiere
well you show up yeah wave to everybody do you like get drinks for people
i would um yeah you know you sort of say how much you like the movie yeah yeah
but it is it's actually
this movie is um a a thriller and so it's i like this genre of movie it's a
really i like scary movie
it's psychologically manipulative and and you're not quite sure what until the
right yeah there's lots
of different sort of um twists and turns it's got a killer ending which is it's
always hard in a film to
have to find a good ending right and i think that's the reason one of the
reasons i i really responded
to the script was because the ending is so good yeah well i hope it's a huge i'm
sitting here saying
oh it's so good but no well but the ending is good yeah so no no the film is
good oh god i am hopeless at
these shows so you're what what you're saying is show up late no no no the film
is very scary but it's
you know you have a bad ending that have a generic sort of formulaic exactly
you feel let down by no
sometimes i mean so if it has a good ending you go good now when we when we
come back we can
show a clip of the movie if you like we're going to show the ending no no what
do you what do you think
we're dumb uh so tell us about you where did you say you went to fiji fiji yeah
um which is a really
beautiful place to go a long way away it's like three hours from sydney so that's
why i went to
fiji because i was on the way back to sydney and took my kids and my big big
island is it there's a lot
clusters oh it's a group of several small islands yes clusters yeah yeah and
what do you do there
what kind of things what kind of activities well we oh you drink kava kava
juice has anyone here had
kava ever what does it do it makes you what does it do it makes you happy mellow
yeah does it does it
really work well i mean you sort of pretend it what i suppose it works yeah
yeah the power of
suggestion you sit there instead of drinking it makes your mouth numb and it
looks like it should
work right you know and everyone else is sort of acting like it works so you go
well yeah i feel
something i feel something is it is it a uh is it like a it's a plant is it a a
tree is it a root yeah
and they make like a tea or something out of the kava yeah make a a a drink a
drink yeah
but yeah it does i mean you can buy it here they say it's very expensive well
that's what they told me
on the island that they sell it in america for a thousand dollars is that right
yeah an ounce or
something that just seems a bit so other than sitting around getting your mouth
numb what what did you do
on i mean do you like snorkel do you do you win no i went scuba diving oh man
are you a
licensed or registered yeah yeah really and saw sharks oh my god just my i love
sharks one of my
obsessions how close do you get to the uh seeing sharks i love to go and see
them quite close and
as long as you stay calm they just sort of circle really i mean not white
pointers or something but
they were there was a bronze whaler a bronze a bronze whaler that's a variety
of shark large
very large do you scoop it up no you know i did it i tried it some people
taught me in a pool in new
jersey honest to god god years ago at like the hilton in new jersey and and and
uh didn't like it well
it's very claustrophobic well in a pool well i mean but all of the you got all
that yeah but the sharks
it is actually because of that feeling of yeah yeah and if something goes haywire
then all of that stops
but you do all the but but now has anybody explained to you uh what what is the
difference between a
shark that's just fine and then a shark who will just you know attack you what
is the difference not
much i mean it's like it's a whim really they attack on a whim i would yeah i
mean
they choose to attack boy oh boy so so just they like you they don't like you
yeah but so you're
down there and and it's entirely up to the shark how he feels about the you
know going things and
then you stay mellow take a lot of carver yeah no you you you don't go where um
if you don't dive
where the seals i mean there's certain things that you just don't do because
they feed on the seals is
that what it is yeah yeah certain certain sharks but i mean obviously you
wouldn't go where oh this
is where the white pointers are you wouldn't dive with white pointers because
white pointers are known
to be are they the great white is that what it is same kind of yeah oh my god
yeah but i'm fascinated by
them i just think they're they're beautiful what other kind of thing do you see
when you're in the
water um you see you've been in the water haven't you snorkeled yeah i have snorkel
but i tell you
here's my theory about coral beautiful coral colored fish this is so boring
people don't want to hear about
no no no it was a good question it was a good question just what the hell went
wrong what the hell happened
i'm not sure um but let's talk about running come on anything i thought that
whole shark thing was
well yeah i don't think that scale of one to ten like two one you want to show
them the clip of the film
yes okay now can you can you explain what this is you're uh in the movie you
you play a uh a woman
and as we
with psychological problems but we don't know that exactly
from the beginning do we we don't know how bad they are till the ending right
yeah there's uh it's it's a supernatural thriller but it's all um it's and it's
it's psychological so
it's it's very tense and there's things that happen they oh gosh i am so bad at
describing a
movie in one sentence you're fine everything's fine just relax everything is
off in this film called low
self-esteem you think i should do it it's good to see you you look fantastic
and i know you are fantastic
good luck to you come back any time the beautiful nicole kidman ladies and
gentlemen we'll be back at 85
you