Name: Fan Request: John Denver Sings "Supermarket Finds" | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-08-19T12:52:44.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: John Denver Sings "Supermarket Finds" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: John Denver Sings "Supermarket Finds" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-19. Transcript available.

you know what i did uh wasn't it a beautiful weekend you have a nice man you
know what i did
i caught up on my shopping and i went around and the more shopping you do have
you noticed this
the more strange things are for sale in any like grocery store uh anywhere in
your neighborhood you
got a grocery store in your neighborhood of course i do yeah you go shopping
sometimes once in a
while you notice that there's a lot of strange strange things well it occurred
to me i said to
myself i'm i said i'm no genius but what if i gather up some of these strange
items
here in this grocery store bring them in and we'll share them with all of the
vast north american
viewing audiences a little something we call supermarket finds paul do you have
a music for
this do i ever here we go ladies and gentlemen mr john denver oh my god
it's a david later supermarket find a bunch of products that you would never
buy
held up to the camera by some creepy gap-toothed guy
supermarket find
what a waste of time
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
i'm um i i'm pretty sure now these little supermarket items will have no
trouble following the song
it's just that powerful
that i mentioned tonight is our 400th show thank you very much
that's exactly what i'm talking about look at these right here eight colorful
coat hangers
beautiful
you people watching in black and white tonight have no idea what you're missing
eight colorful
all right here's something called green bean all-natural mung bean ice bar
yes sir now with more of that great mung flavor that the kids crave
actual supermarket items right here now look at this this is fairly interesting
thirsty dog water
it's it's actually safer than your dog's other favorite water because of course
the seat doesn't slam down on his head
here's a little something called extra strength magnets right there
extra strength my ass i took a couple of these i still have a headache
crisp block crisp block ladies and gentlemen i have just one question for
the manufacturers of this product a crisp block of what
we have a glass chair
uh 100 crumpled oreo oreo crunchies right here
hey ed i i think i think i know what we can do with all that crap on the
factory floor
okay here's a little something called gravy master seasoning and browning sauce
right there
now coincidentally ladies and gentlemen this is al sharpton's favorite rap star
gravy master right
here's a little product called new york taxi jam right there
the directions are apply liberally to the back seat and floor that's that would
really say
the back seat and floor that's what we can do with all that stuff right here's
a little something it's a
beverage it's called pete's wicked lager for for when you want to take a wicked
leak thank you very much thank you curly now and finally here's oh now look at
this there's something
called the spoon straw right there see what this is up there imagine it's a
spoon and a straw
ball do you have anything for this of course i do there we go
john denver help me out on this imagine it's a spoon and straw
it's easy it's easy if you try imagine all the spoon strong helping man to eat
you
you may say i'm a dreamer
but i'm not the only one
i hope someday you'll come and join us
in a world where spoons and straws are
thank you john good to have you with us nice job sir that's our supermarket
finds we have to
we have to make a pause for a commercial we'll be right back with stupid
movement
you