Name: Fan Requests: Dave Tries Out New Hair Styles | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-09-02T13:30:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Requests: Dave Tries Out New Hair Styles | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Requests: Dave Tries Out New Hair Styles | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

ladies and gentlemen it's um it's no secret that i have the worst hair in show
business
except for that loser koppel so so last monday i invited a bunch of hairstylists
to join me here
at the studio for some expert hair advice nice to see you what's your name or
me i would straighten
it straight to make it straighter really straighter is great oh yeah the color
is great it's kind of
brown is that rubber are you wearing some kind of rubber thing here oh my god
oh my god she has
some kind of rubber pants on oh my god can i just touch the pants oh geez they're
rubber could it be
about bangs could it be about bangs interesting question thanks oh you're just
nuts get that off
good god do you use a lot of talcum powder mickey valentine you were on the
show once before weren't
you yeah oh my god we had a woman in here in rubber pants rubber pants yeah
is is whoa i bet you when you stand up with those rubber pants you get kind of
like a boost huh just
kind of whoa yeah rubber pants where do you get rubber pants
what do you think so what you have to ask yourself is do i feel lucky well do
you do you pump
what is the name of the shop here i am oh here i am yes that's cute isn't it
yeah here i am did you
think of the name here i am was that your idea well i was going to give another
name i wanted to give the
name here we are here we here we are here we are but there was some kind of
problem and no one was able
to use that so here we are instead it's now hair i am here i am frankly between
you and me that's my
worst fear that i would i would go out there and people just start screaming he's
got a wig on
i don't like that if we made you one specifically for you no one would be
yelling he has a wig on i'm
going to be like a cop and i'm going to bust in on you right like you're doing
something illegal all
right all right all right freeze hair boy hey blood of me yeah you want to try
it i don't know if i can
do that just like it was and the word is freeze freeze yeah and then i i just
added the hair boy
oh hair boy but you don't need to say that if you don't want to
freeze you sucker there's a couple of guys who never get lazy
i understand you cut hillary clinton's hair i did yes
the first time when she had a short how would i look with hillary clinton's
hair
freeze have eyes would it be all right if judy stayed here the rest of the day
would you mind
would you be here and just stay there oh you're having a date what's the guy's
name you know darling
you look you look so fabulous in those overcasts i'm going to try and stick
these scissors in the uh
wall okay ready window yes all right be careful going home okay bye bye
free camera away