Name: Dave Gets Roasted For His Queen Elizabeth II Top Ten | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-09-19T15:23:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Gets Roasted For His Queen Elizabeth II Top Ten | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Gets Roasted For His Queen Elizabeth II Top Ten | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-19. Transcript available.

hi i'm barbara this is dave hi how are you nice to see you thank you very much
mary is out on an
errand on an errand yeah when was the last time you saw her uh four days ago i
heard she cleaned
out her office no she didn't clean out the office okay it seems to be empty no
well it didn't have
much on it to begin with so you're telling me she she'll be back oh yeah for
sure that's interesting
okay uh anyway uh what's the news of the day well i just wanted to we're still
in the morning over the
death of queen elizabeth and uh boy did i get roasted over that top 10 list
that was your idea
and you wrote no about things we'll miss about the queen and i i greenlit it
because i thought
while it was sort of tongue-in-cheek and uh and uh snarky it was still in
support of the the great legacy
of the queen who who died uh a couple of weeks ago a week ago and we're all uh
still sad about it
because she was 99 years old she was 96 years old and she uh the wonderful
thing she did for uh colonial
england when they were colonizing countries that had no choice
that wasn't a good thing oh she did other things that were anyway boy did i
yours truly ouch on the
roasting and who am i to disrespect the queen and and let me just say this
compared to the queen i am nobody i am just nobody i am mr man on the street i
am mr front porch that's all i
am now i have been to england and i have seen where she lives one of her homes
uh buckingham palace
it's like a uh it's like one of those uh efficiency apartments what do they
call those things yeah
what it's not like yeah it's like a uh anyway they own a lot of real estate and
then there's charles
and i can remember charles has the big ears he's now the king and he apparently
they can't get the crown
off him now did you see the crown by the way what about the power of the rings
have you been watching that
i'll take any show on any streaming platform that features flying the flame
throwing lizards giant
giant dinosaur flying and and scandinavian people with swords i'll take all of
that you got really
uh so anyway uh god bless uh the queen and uh uh it's all barbara's fault the
whole thing was
her idea not me all right well we'll be uh i think the queen was on the show no
never yeah she
was on the show no never uh anyway uh thanks for didn't she come on and make
potato salad no that was
someone else uh that was martha stewart i'm sorry thank you and uh keep
watching keep subscribing and
keep keep your eye on uh king charles but when when the queen went to the kentucky
derby they took her
on a tour of the paddock where they kept all of the horses before the race and
because of uh
king charles enormous ears and she would look in there and she said oh charles
no but you can't disrespect royalty no bye you better get roasted again yeah