Name: CBS Mailbag: Dave And Paul's NBC Flashback | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-09-22T14:53:18.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave And Paul's NBC Flashback | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-22. Transcript available.

uh dear dave letter number one begins do people on the nbc studios tour get to
stop by your office
and snap a quick photo with you regards ernie geech garofalo uh war axe nebraska
uh yeah i
think the answer to this question is obviously sure they i mean you know the
tours are always
just the other day as a matter of fact i was in my dressing room and the nbc
tour came by right
this way and here's his dressing room right down here do you think we could get
a quick photo with
dave sure
so there we go that's what it was 14 years
dave huh i don't get something i don't get what something i don't understand
what's the problem
why are nbc tours coming to your office we're on cbs
nbc are you crazy we've been on nbc we started on nbc we're still on nbc and we'll
finish up right
here on nbc we've been here since the beginning i'll get it we're on cbs biff
back me up on this we moved
uh yeah right paul 1993 is seven years from now seven years from now but this
is no this is 1999
but this is all the time now paul it's 1986
you're sick my my my set my clothes what am i am i going crazy
this installment of let's screw with paul schaefer's mind has been brought to
you by bounty the quicker
picker-upper back to you dave you get that this had a nice sponsor bounty i
know that i was nicely
sponsored this something we don't get at all they got a sponsor bounty paper
towels a little millennium
count i have nothing red cross red cross yeah but thank god for larry king did
you get that thing
at all that screw with your mind did you get that it's a surrealistic thing
yeah i'm not sure i get
it either uh dear dave i really need tickets to your show to give to my wife
for our 25th wedding
anniversary on october 26 1999 can you bypass some of the red tape and help me
get the tickets
kenny clark elizabethtown kentucky uh you know when we got your letter i was
taken by
and i thought well you know 25 years what is that you know that thing where so
each anniversary has
a special kind of yeah so i got to put it together for a chart take a look at
this here kenny let me
see okay you start off with tradition 15th anniversary crystal crystal how long
have you been married paul
i'm coming up on nine years oh okay well this chart doesn't apply to you
we started off at 15. i know i wish i could help you out i'm way down right now
just coming up all i'm
waiting for is a talking dog 20th anniversary uh the gift is china okay now 25th
let's see two tickets
the light show of dave letter yeah that's right now let's see what the 30th
anniversary is if your
25th anniversary gift is a pair of late show tickets there ain't gonna be a 30th
anniversary my friend
show me the dog show me the dog there you go
uh hey dave if you were the first man on the moon what words of wisdom would
you have said when you
took that first step mark merrick at crown point indiana you know this is kind
of a coincidence
because in our balcony tonight commemorating man's voyage to the moon 30 years
ago is lunar pioneer
apollo 11 astronaut buzz aldrin buzz read you loud and clear dave since dawn of
time man has looked up
at the balcony with wonder and awe buzz is everything okay buzz i found this
piece of gum stuck to the
surface of the surface of the balcony who knows how many mysteries of the
universe it will unlock
marvelous this truly is america's finest hour american hero buzz aldrin ladies
and gentlemen
maybe a crimp and buzz's air hose
letter number four dear dave have you ever eaten cheese with a baboon in the
afternoon
uh megan coptrell brighton michigan um
that mean anything you know what that means not sure one of those euphemisms
does that mean something
not sure about that uh but yeah i think as a matter of fact earlier today i
think exactly another
coincidence here is this what happened earlier today take a look there look at
that i have a cheese
plate there and that's our announcer uh excuse me jay what the hell have they
done to alan calter's head
what is that all about good lord that's either his head but not his body or his
body not his head is
that what have they done there huh yeah please do check that wow that that
looks like beginning surgery
it's just like oh my god okay anyway yeah so there you are i'm eating now hold
on hold hold hold what
is it alan so i'm a baboon yeah yeah i guess so is that the joke you got to
learn to laugh at yourself
yeah right dave dave which writer is responsible for this was it tom ruprich no
i don't think it was tom
uh uh it was steve young no no no as a matter of fact so it was it was a
director's idea very foley's
idea you know to be honest with you alan is my idea i thought it'd be funny it
was your idea yes it
was my idea i just thought it would be funny we get the picture we call you a
baboon and then we go on
that's all that's all okay i just gotta be funny excuse me for a minute dave
sure
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