Name: CBS Mailbag: The GOAT Goes Marching In | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-09-29T14:55:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: The GOAT Goes Marching In | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: The GOAT Goes Marching In | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-29. Transcript available.

here we go letter number one dear dave i'm a big fan but in my college
apartment right now i don't
have a tv so i can't watch your show aoki tenno a aoki tenno uh telling us
about no tv well you
know uh aoki we're sorry to hear that um you know reading your letter reminds
me of my own college
days back at ball state university and whenever you reflect on your college
years the one thing
strikes you how much you change through the years via the experience and i was
thinking about that
earlier today boy i really went through some changes in college
okie dokie okie dokie here we go all right jen take a look there
letter number two dear dave you're a pretty popular guy on the internet uh but
i bet you know
absolutely nothing about computers uh chris petrucci a british columbia canada
you know this is pretty
funny uh chris you little punk i want to tell you something right now nothing
could be farther from the
truth i and paula back me up here i am a huge computer buff in fact i just
picked up some new
stuff is the camera in my office on turn on the camera in my office there's my
office ladies and
gentlemen let's go on right set let's see uh there's my office there she is
that's my brand
new 20 page per minute epson laserjet printer that's my top of the line iomega
zip drive right there
that's my 240 meg cpu with a 5 gig hard drive oh i guess i forgot to turn it
off
i turned that off what are you doing okay nothing excuse me i was just doing a
little morphing i see
you know in my spare time i i design websites i know you do yeah
okay letter number three here we go dear dave i was wondering whatever happened
to a muji burn
sirajul sincerely matt new bedford massachusetts muji burn sirajul a couple of
friends of ours
worked down the street we haven't seen him in a while and people don't know
what happened to him
you don't know what happened to him well here here's what happened to him take
a look
eyewitness two new york's number one source for news with mujibur raman sirajul
islam
mujibur raman with sports mujibur raman with the weather mujibur raman with the
wall street update
mujibur raman with local election coverage consumer watchdog sirajul islam plus
sirajul islam and
mujibur raman reviewing this week's movies and mujibur raman and sirajul islam
with the style report
eyewitness two news stick to new york weekends at five on wcbx
that's what happened right there what yeah
okay letter number four dear dave i started cheerleading two years ago oh my i
was wondering
if you knew any cheers or if you ever wanted to be a cheerleader uh carly twig
uh boston spa saratoga
new york uh no uh carly i never i really never had much of an interest in uh
cheerleading but you
know speaking of uh college sports and because we have the freshman class here
do me a favor kids i
think you're gonna enjoy this please welcome the mascot of new york university
brent the nyu goat brent come
thank you very much for uh being here tonight brandon it's certainly nice to
see you
thank you very much for uh being here tonight brandon it's certainly nice to
see you thanks for
inviting me mayor cutch this year nyu football's taking it all the way to the
rose bowl am i right people
i'm talking to a guy in a goat suit ladies and gentlemen uh i hate to spoil
your excitement brent
but uh nyu has not had a football team since 1951 oh what a coincidence 1951
was the last year
i watched my costume hit it professor
Go NYU! Go NYU! Go N-Y, N-Y, N-Y, N. N-U-N, U-I, N-U-N-Y. U-U-U-N-N-N. Stay out
of jail, punks!
Go N-Y, N-Y, N-Y, N-Y, N-Y.