Name: Biff Makes A Movie With Tom Hanks | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Biff Makes A Movie With Tom Hanks | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Biff Makes A Movie With Tom Hanks | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-03. Transcript available.

nice to see you i know why you're here tell the folks why you're here tonight
well i appeared in
the up-and-coming tom hanks julia roberts movie larry crown i had a scene in it
yeah i i've seen
i've seen the film very entertaining uh movie very pleasant easy on the eyes
and i've seen you
in the movie why are you in the movie well uh you know because i was asked by
tom and i was honored
at that so it's not a problem and shoot hell man you know that's what i do when
hollywood calls you
you better be there my friend well i'm not kissing up to you either but if you
call i'll be there too
i mean really i'm gonna be there what does that mean i no i mean you are here i
know i'm on the
i don't have to call you you work here i know but if you did i'd be there well
i am
and uh no what's wrong where'd you get that shirt now listen we're going to
show you now here's biff
henderson on the set of the tom hanks julia roberts film larry crown take a
look
how long did it take you to write this movie um tom hanks and i have been
working on the script for
four years when you and tom disagree what does he say um he says um oh can we
try it a different way
does he ever say something like uh if you're so smart why don't you have two oscars
oh yeah he did
say that's more you're a great student larry i'm not an easy thing mercy you're
a great teacher
that felt like love oh that's love cut what was the movie when you were a kid
that made you want to
become an actress godzilla you know when i was dating richard prior i put his
horse in the back seat
of my jaguar to take it to the vet you know how many limes it takes to squeeze
or a key lime pie how many
72. is it me or is pam gree a little off what other movies have you worked on
angels and demons was
one you know i saw angels and demons and there was one scene in there i just
did not understand oh
really oh or is it an ancient artifact
was eternal hooch
what can i eat you cottage cheese to keep me trim fruit to keep me regular and
give me a big ass biscuit
this is how you're gonna say the line
and give me a big ass biscuit if it's not hamlet i think you can just come out
and give me a big ass biscuit and give me a big ass biscuit no give me pause a
big ass biscuit and give me
a big ass biscuit no i want you to say pause i think there's a very good chance
you'll end up in the in the
of the film but don't worry there's a lot of a lot of a lot of great actors
were cut out of films
you haven't been cut out of one uh uh i was cut out of godfather part two
yes who did you play i was the funny cop
here it is my big scene in the tom hanks julia roberts movie larry crown
i just choose to keep me trim fruit to keep me regular and give me a big ass
biscuit and here's how the scene
actually appears in the movie that's right
so tom you cut my line because of time that and because you were terrible
we'll be right back with tom hanks everybody