Name: Rodney Dangerfield's Top Ten Things He Likes To Do | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rodney Dangerfield's Top Ten Things He Likes To Do | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rodney Dangerfield's Top Ten Things He Likes To Do | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-21. Transcript available.

it's our holiday film special uh with bett midler michael keaton andrea martin
and katherine o'hara
harry sheer paul schaefer in the band plenty of laughs a lot of surprises and
uh if you're at
home and you're awake watch it if not don't worry about it that'll be on this
saturday
nice to see what a crowd what a crowd now i'll tell you i'm all right now but
last week i was in rough
shape you know well last week my wife signed me up for a bridge club i jump off
next tuesday
i'll see you over here oh i'm over here i'll see you all right how are you
doing nice to see you
thanks for being here you just dropped by just dropped by playing this casual
walk on six months
ago well i certainly appreciate it how you been my pleasure being here really a
great show a big fan
of you the show is dynamite i appreciate it i watch it all the time it's great
you know and paul with
paul huh yeah love your baby huh love you you're beautiful man canada canada
yeah all right place
canada that's right well they started a country and nobody showed up you know
how are you doing you
look a little uh irritated me yeah a little uh something's bothering you well
life isn't easy
you know that's certainly true good day today i got a dial tone yeah
now life is tough nobody has it easy nobody you kidding i mean hookers are
giving away toasters
i didn't realize that
that easy day yeah look at you not easy for you either no it certainly isn't
easy
knocked around a show business for years right that's right ended up with a
desk job yeah
do you have anything else for us do i have anything else yeah you bring a
little something along here
i love the top ten list you have your own top my own top ten all right i do a
top ten list
what do you need you can work it all out put them all up there get everything
you need i feel
lower than you you know that's all right we're about the same height really
maybe not chemically but
gotta watch myself well top ten list are you ready here we go give him the
category give him the
category category things things i like to do things he likes to do things i
like to do okay number 10
walk into ladies rooms by mistake number nine sell anything to a gypsy
number eight make my female dog for money number seven play musical chairs at
old age homes
number six have sex and leave immediately
ah yes things i like to do tell people who work with fertilizer have a nice day
number four yell i had her at weddings
all right
ah yes number three walk on a nude beach with a ruler yeah
yeah
and number two
sing the star spangled banner at street fights
and things i like to do number one make women make women scream for the right
reason
yeah
yes sir rich
i keep busy you know i keep busy doing these things we appreciate the answer to
life is you got to keep
busy you have to keep busy that's right yeah in fact right now i'm looking
forward to a very exciting
new venture it's not definite she just moved to my building you know which
now this girl's a wild girl or a wild girl i'll tell you that you kidding
i took her to a bar to a few drinks she gave the mechanical bull her phone
number really
a wild girl this is on all the way no we checked it right after the opening it's
all working
uh now tell me tell me about the film this thing's the movie's doing great
doing real good oh yeah
back to school is doing fine and i'm getting some respect in college i went to
college i never
went to college no i got no respect in high school either you know what i
shared a locker with a
mop but uh the movie's doing fine i couldn't ask for anything more and uh i
brought a clip along too
you brought a clip along okay you brought a top ten list you brought a clip
this is wonderful
well i got a pet trick too i could do maybe you know
i was uh i was gonna bring my dog along and show you how he makes love to my
leg you know
but he found a new leg so that's it we have a clip of the movie okay we'll show
it all right
you want to tell them what we're going to see here well just me starting in
college and i go
to prepare myself and this is in a book school a bookstore and that's what the
clip is all about
i guess you just a successful businessman decides to leave the industry of uh
daily
activity and go back to school i went back to school that's right this is rodney
dangerfield
from back to school in a bookstore i think it's in a bookstore right
well thank you very much great crowd good good i just wanted to say it's a
pleasure being here
thank you very much the show is hip great and wonderful i appreciate it are you
going to leave
now i'm happy i have to go i have so many important things to do i have nothing
to do
you know your son worked on this show a couple of years right right right a
nice kid well he is i
think he's a nice kid and you have a daughter daughter too they're both doing
fine everything's okay
kids gotta be careful today you know they're all so crazy with sex that's the
thing you know they
i don't think it's sex sex i mean they get pregnant from eating chicken you
know
oh yeah i mean it's finger-licking good and one thing leads to another you know
how it is
yeah yeah okay uh anyway the movie is uh rodney dangerfield
be careful