Name: Johnny Carson Faxes A Joke To Dave | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Johnny Carson Faxes A Joke To Dave | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-24. Transcript available.

uh do we have uh you know i i i would like to do another joke for you folks you're
a wonderful
we didn't we didn't originally plan to do an additional joke i
excuse me i feel like i would like to go ahead and do go ahead sir do one more
joke well i don't
you know i don't have another joke all right if you're gonna pout wait a minute
i have an idea
hang on just take a second paul hi nice to see you yeah by the way i could use
a little dialing
music here all right is this phone working oh good thank you very much no one
answered there
for quite a lengthy period of time okay thank you very much our director hal
gurney
calling california that would be two one three
okay here we go here we go just take one second i'll see if i can't get you
another joke here we
go here we go second ring hello yeah uh johnny uh johnny this is ed uh can i
have a ride to work today
no no no yeah johnny this is dave letterman in new york city how you doing what
a surprise yeah listen
very often after i finish my show i come to my office and have a camera
standing by
just in case somebody might call well good thinking on your part uh listen johnny
i i'm sorry to bother
you but i was wondering if you had a joke there that you could let me have as
kind of a favor if you
could just do me this favor i'd really appreciate it just just one joke yeah
yeah well let me see what
i got around here okay hey hey bye by the way i saw your show yesterday dave
and i enjoyed the sketch
where you played uh the witness on the stand with the glasses oh no that that
johnny oh that that was
yeah no okay joke that was a slice from my real life would this work for you at
all dave yeah
too sophisticated huh maybe so i'll tell you what dave i got a couple of jokes
here okay yeah hang
on i got a fax machine let me get it for you all right johnny where'd you get
that chicken at a
say jack yard sale that's right
david i'm going to fax you this joke and no matter what happens back there it
left here funny
okay all right hang on johnny and now do you want to wait while i tell the joke
when it arrives
sure let's see how you do okay all right hang on i'm going to put the phone
down all right
this just takes a second it comes all the way from california three this is
amazing this is
unbelievable technology here it is there's a little alarm it's coming it's
coming out now johnny
okay then oh yeah oh it smells funny okay i'm gonna go try this hang on okay
all right
let's give that a try all right here we go johnny get ready yeah you all set
okay
a uh a judge yesterday uh increased zsa gabor's sentence uh he said that she
had not been out doing
her community service work instead she had just been staying at home you know
for my money if zsa
gabor stays home there's your community service
okay
well well it seemed to work pretty well well dave after this would you just
call dial a joke in new
new york okay thank you very much for your help see you dave all right nice
talking to me bye johnny
ah well that was fun wasn't it that was fun ladies and gentlemen here's our
good friend paul
shaffer right over there thank you