Name: Taylor Swift Performs "Speak Now" | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Taylor Swift Performs "Speak Now" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Taylor Swift Performs "Speak Now" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-25. Transcript available.

Yeah, yeah, okay.
All right.
Let's go do some paperwork.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
performing a song from her brand-new CD,
Speak Now, and there she is right over there.
And couldn't be, by the way, couldn't be lovelier.
Here is Taylor Swift, everybody.
I'm not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in
On a white-bell occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl
I'll stick here and see your friends
And her snotty little family
All dressed in pastel and chic
Is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry
pastry. Surely not what you thought it would be. I lose myself in a daydream
where I stand and say, don't say yes, run away now. I'll meet you when you are
on the church at the back door. Don't wait or say a single bow.
You need to hear me out and they start to speak now.
Fun gestures are exchanged and the organ starts to play a song that sounds like
a dead march.
And I am hiding in the curtains. It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely
bride to me.
She walks down the aisle like a pageant queen. But I know that you wish it was
me. You wish it was me. Don't say yes, run away now.
I'll meet you when you are on the church at the back door. Don't wait or say a
single bow. You need to hear me out and they start to speak now. Don't say yes,
run away now. I'll meet you when you are on the church at the back door.
Don't wait or say yes, run away now. Don't wait or say a single bow. Your time
is running out and they start to speak now.
Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run
away now. Don't say yes, run away now. I hear the preacher say scream now or
forever. Oh, your peace.
Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Oh, your peace.
Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run
away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. I'll meet
you when you are on the church at the back door.
Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run
away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say
yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now.
Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run
away now. Don't say yes, run away now. I'll meet you when you are on the church
at the back door.
Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run away now. Don't say yes, run
away now.
Let's bring me now.
- That's it. That's the show.
Thanks for watching. Good night, everybody.