Name: CBS Mailbag: What Are Dave's Scariest Show Moments? | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-10-27T14:34:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: What Are Dave's Scariest Show Moments? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: What Are Dave's Scariest Show Moments? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-27. Transcript available.

ladies and gentlemen actual letters from actual cbs viewers like yourself and
if you're sitting
at home now watching the program there's a good chance that tonight the one of
the letters we
answer may be from you i mean you know there's 240 million people in this
country we're answering
four letters tonight do you do the math einstein oh yeah i'm pretty sure one of
these is from you
oh god i hope you use the postage meter at work because you know you're out 40
cents or whatever
the hell we uh we take this opportunity to answer our viewer mail because we
care about you the home
viewer isn't that right paul yeah exactly and now ladies and gentlemen a
favorite here on the late
show the ceremonial presentation of tonight's letters letter number one letter
number one letter
number one okay letter number one dear dave in my opinion your jacket linings
are not worth viewing
on network tv sincerely serafino ziccarelli scottsdale arizona well you know uh
serafino i have to agree
with you but that's all changing tonight yes sir thanks to cutting edge video
technology now you'll
be able to watch a different first run blockbuster feature film on my jacket
lining every night here
take a look i just open it up like that take a look at that there look at that
the monkey washing a kitty
it's a monkey it's a monkey washing a kitty all right being projected on the
line right there on my
lining letter number two letter number two letter number two ah perfect perfect
dear dave what will
you be doing for halloween just wondering brenda carrie and jim uh it's an
excellent question well
obviously not much because you know i have to work but our own stage manager biff
henderson as a little
holiday treat for everybody ladies and gentlemen please say hello to biff henderson
the headless stage
manager biff all right what's going on why are you dressed like that buddy it's
thanksgiving
and i'm dressed up as a thanksgiving pilgrim biff biff it's not thanksgiving it's
halloween
oh man i'm still screwed up from changing the clocks last week changing the
clocks ah biff henderson ladies
dear dave letter number three begins i was just wondering if anything out of
the ordinary or spooky
has happened at the ed sullivan theater uh sincerely andrew campbell from portland
oregon uh let's see you
know andrew excellent question for halloween spooky stuff actually happens here
uh all the time take a
look at this videotape
and kind of sickening that makes you feel sick
you feel sick to your stomach letter number four letter number four that's
right letter number four very
nice alan dear dave have you ever had the experience of waking up from an
afternoon nap all sweaty and
disoriented this comes to us from jeff ratcliffe wichita kansas well uh no uh
jeff but what a
coincidence tonight we are introducing a brand new character here on the late
show lenny the sweaty and
disoriented flight attendant lenny come on out here
are we taking off are we taking off who wants a hot towel
and we're going to be taking off
are we taking off my ears won't stop popping pop pop there they go again
pop pop here they go again
pop pop pop pop
who wants a hot towel how about i'm sorry miss we're all out of chicken how
about a nice hot slam of deep
fries yeah all right