Name: Remembering Late Show Videotape Operator Tom Catusi | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Remembering Late Show Videotape Operator Tom Catusi | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-30. Transcript available.

boys big baseball news you know uh cal ripkin jr and tony gwinn were elected to
the national
baseball hall of fame but mark mcguire was not he was not because the uh
supposed the assumed
steroid use yeah so he received a very small amount of votes did not get into
the hall of
fame here now is a reaction uh from mark mcguire take a look
hi folks i'm tom katusi late show videotape operator instead of playing mark mcguire's
reaction
i accidentally played a clip of the incredible hulk i know it seems like we're
making a steroids
joke but it was an honest mistake a mistake i could have avoided if i hadn't
taken steroids for so
many years let that be a lesson stay off the juice kids that's straight from
the tomcat this message
has been brought to you by the national council of churches back to you dave i
want to tell you
something um i am as shocked as anybody about this wacky astronaut case so you've
probably heard all
about it this this woman who's been up there she'd been on the space station
been on the space shuttle
done all kind of things it was on the moon and walking around and spotted a
martian she's done
everything and then she comes back down and apparently there's a crimp in her
air hose or something and
she goes nuts and she gets in her car and she drives all the way from houston
to to orlando uh 900
miles wearing a diaper and she's just it's not a good story but i think
honestly that nasa as the
responsible governmental agency should have seen this thing coming take a look
now at exclusive footage
of accused astronaut lisa murray nowak's last mission in space watch this
hi folks i'm late show videotape operator tom katusi instead of showing footage
of lisa noak's last
mission i accidentally played a clip from the movie armageddon i know it looks
like we were making a
joke about miss noak's fragile mental state but it was an honest mistake
mistake i perhaps could have
avoided if i hadn't wasted so many years stalking ex lovers while wearing adult
diapers take it from me
kids get a hobby like miniature golf or some like that that's flying at you
straight from the tomcat
uh this message has been brought to you by the national council of churches
al we're going to be talking about this for quite some time this poor lindsay
lowen and and i've
offered i've offered to come to california and uh council young hollywood uh
and and we're thinking
about renting some space a meeting room at the airport marriott and i would
have i would have the young
kids come out and i would talk to them and i would level with them and i would
try to straighten them out
because this thing is just really out of control uh poor lindsay lowen was
arrested yesterday have
you seen the mug shot no no it's oh my god you're not publicizing them yes get
ready hang on to
something here here is your mug shot look at this hi folks i'm tom katusi late
show videotape operator
instead of showing you lindsay lowen's mug shot i accidentally showed you nick
nolte's
i know you're thinking we were making a joke about lindsay's current condition
but it was an honest
mistake a mistake that perhaps could have been avoided if i hadn't spent all
those years up to
my ass in the happy powder let that be a lesson stay off the junk kids that's a
split-fingered fast
ball of wisdom coming at you straight from the tomcat this message has been
brought to you by the
national council of churches look what i have here in my pocket what do you
have look what i have here in
my pocket what do you have in there i think you'll enjoy this look what i have
here i'm looking
let me see that who do you have is that ben kingsley that ring a bell
that's ben kingsley is it telly savallis is it telly telly savallis all right
although i think we
could have done the same thing with ben kingsley you could have actually i'd
like to see a triple
screen all right we'll do that three splits we can do that we'll get you yes we'll
get you that
triple how is the total out there in atlantic city yeah let's have a new tote
that's what i like how did
this become a terrible
so
just wanted to drop this off with you
take it easy
excuse me tom tom
tonight's show was just so rock solid i wanted to drop it off at the paley
center for media for
for safekeeping uh-uh-uh you're being sarcastic right
yes
you