Name: Harry's 2nd Birthday Video | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Harry's 2nd Birthday Video | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Harry's 2nd Birthday Video | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-03. Transcript available.

You know, we mentioned this, I mentioned this earlier, today is the second
birthday for my son, born November 3rd, two years ago, 2003, at 11.58, two
minutes ago, so it's November 3rd, 2003, and two years old today, and the staff
was nice enough to put together this loving little video tribute to my son,
Harry. Take a look.
Last night, at 11.58, I became a father. Thank you very much. Here's the boy
right here.
You know, Harry, I'm 56 years old. You're the first person who has ever sucked
my nose.
Now, Harry is my son, and you were telling me earlier today that, of the five,
Harry is actually your favorite. Isn't that right, Mom?
My son, who is nine months old today, and he said his first words over the
weekend, and I couldn't have been more excited.
Grandpa?
He's watching me get dressed. So I put on the shorts, and I got my shoes on,
and then I put on the shirt.
My son, Harry, looks at me, and he says, cute outfit.
He's having an avocado and zucchini. I came up with the avocado and zuzucchini.
Avocado and zuzucchini.
I sang it one more time, and then he paused, and he said, that's a good song.
The window rolls down, and he launches big horsey out onto the road.
So now I'm out there with the turkeys and the blue herons and stuff, retrieving
a little stuffed animal,
and as I come back to the car, I toss it back in the rear window where he is
seated.
Yes.
And as I get back behind the wheel, he says, thanks, Dave.
Let's say you have a horse A in pasture B. There will be signs that horse A was
there.
So we're walking around, and Harry is very interested in everything going on,
and he spots something on the ground.
And his left hand picks up a clump.
And his right hand picks up another clump.
And he stands up, and he's quite excited, and he says, pinecones!
Good night, Harry.
What a sweetie.
Two years old today.
We'll be right back with Bruce Willis, everybody.
We'll be right back with Bruce Willis.
We'll be right back with Bruce Willis.
We'll be right back with Bruce Willis.
We'll be right back with Bruce Willis.
We'll be right back with Bruce Willis.
And we'll be right back with Bruce Willis.