Name: Joe Biden's Top Ten Good Things About Voting Early | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Biden's Top Ten Good Things About Voting Early | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Biden's Top Ten Good Things About Voting Early | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-08. Transcript available.

well this oh you know who this is ladies and i'm in the category tonight is
good things about voting
early early voting i don't understand uh i mean i mean i always thought it was
election day you
vote and now apparently you can vote anytime you want vote any time of the year
vote day or night
any time of the year vote christmas for god's sakes you and the family and santa
go out and
vote christmas day it doesn't make any difference vote any damn time you want
we'll get around to
count them and we'll let you know so good things about voting early i mean i
tried to oh i guess
it was on my birthday in april i tried to vote they said no i said well wait a
minute it's early voting
they said we don't know to apply to you then apply to you get out of here too
early well too early uh
and then i said what about and i said sure you can vote late so i'm going to
vote late this year voted
vote whenever you want it makes no damn difference what a country sure what a
country exactly
uh good things about voting early and ladies gentlemen now to present tonight's
top 10 list
the vice president of the united states joe biden turn on the thing there he is
joe biden hey dave
thanks for having me before i begin i i just hope everything's come along all
right new york you've
been devastated in new york and new jersey and uh and just everyone's thinking
of you and we're doing
everything we can to help thank you very much i appreciate the kind words as
does uh do everybody
here in the tri-state area all right top 10 good things about voting early uh
vice president biden
take it away number 10 good things i'm not saying each early voter gets a free
cheeseburger but i'm not
saying they don't either see not saying they do not saying they don't
number nine it's vastly more effective than voting late see that's what i was
talking about
that's exactly what i was talking about number eight you know you know who
votes early people with a
backbone like a ramrod yeah people backbone number seven in a less crowded
polling center there's plenty
of room to stretch out linger and relax
i'm always looking for a place to linger yes uh number six if you vote early
you don't have to pay taxes
i'm sorry i'm being told that's not accurate that's not accurate being told he's
being told that that's
not accurate uh number five single and looking to mingle find that special
someone on the early voting line
yeah that's right
number four of course there's the open bar that's right the open bar
number three not exercising your right to vote is malarkey it's literally malarkey
okay
whatever you say number two
early voters will receive a five million dollar donation from donald trump wow
wow
now we're talking and the number one good thing about voting early ladies
gentlemen
honestly don't you want this election over with already yes we do
thank you once again mr vice president we'll be right back here thanks an awful
lot for having
us yes sir dave i hope the hell you voted
you