Name: Chris Elliott Finally Finishes The NYC Marathon | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Elliott Finally Finishes The NYC Marathon | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Elliott Finally Finishes The NYC Marathon | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

oh this is very exciting ladies and gentlemen i'm getting word now that our own
chris elliott
is finishing up the new york city marathon is he in the studio do we oh good
thanks hal oh yes look
there he is chris elliott oh this is terrific oh he's actually pushing his way
through the crowd
terribly rude behavior yes oh man chris that's very impressive did i win no not
exactly no what
happened oh what am i third fourth does uh does dead last ring a bell your time
was a hundred
hours 105 hours all right i did it under 200 yeah yeah yeah dave is there some
place i'm supposed
to urinate for the test no no you're definitely not supposed to be doing that
no sir no well who
came in first uh well i think we have a photo actually uh tanzania uh named uh
yuma ikanga
gentleman from tanzania right there oh no not juma his time was two hours at
i can't believe it you know this guy no and we were grade school rivals
he was always the faster runner the better debater
you know teacher's pet that kind of guy but he's from tanzania yeah so what's
your point
uh chris you seem really like you're out of i am i'm windy and you ran in your
street clothes i did
yeah so why isn't uh jerry here out of breath he ran the entire marathon with
you
well dave i don't think that's fair just look at jerry he's in a lot better
shape than i am
yes i've never seen him looking trimmer
and and why did it take you guys five days to finish the race geez you know i
got to take
responsibility for that one dave uh i was in charge of navigation right and
when the sun went down
after the first day i uh i i got a little confused and we ended up in baltimore
oh yeah
and by the way not a very good neighborhood yeah no no they were in fact they
were throwing bottles
and cans at chris yeah well that's also where i lost my wallet by the way jerry
but um i actually
think what slowed me down the most dave was the surgery that i had recently i
didn't i didn't realize
that you had had surgery was it serious oh no not really it wasn't anything big
my wife had me fixed
uh she says it's pretty common to do to 29 year old males i'm a lot calmer now
i'm not bouncing
around the apartment anymore well that's good uh congratulations chris and in
honor of your
finishing the marathon myself and the staff got together and we pulled our
money we took up a
collection and we got you these lovely orange cads what do you think oh gee dave
wow you and the staff
chipped in for these huh oh god i love this staff and and you know they're very
fond of you as well
yeah no i can tell dave thanks a lot you'll thank him for me why don't you
thank you oh and by the way
congratulations on time magazine the cover that's great quite a coup chris elliott
ladies and gentlemen
all right we'll be right back here we're going to do a commercial and then holly
draper
Thank you.